Codename: Jackass

My name is also my father's name. WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?

I was in that big airport in Atlanta once. Couldn't tell you anything else about Georgia except for that big ass airport. Damn that was a big airport.

Oh, that's just the gravity goblins holding you to the ground.

I was just thinking for the hell of it.

Nazi dinosaurs

Please just stop posting for a while.

Paint a picture of the Louvre. I don't know why.

"Where were you?" "I was out with Pat." "Was she shootin' shit?" "Yeah... but I played it off legit."

le sigh... The ennui is palpable.

If I'm writing something or doing something else that requires concentration, I'll usually something instrumental, not too musically complex but with a lot of rhythm and atmosphere. Can be electronically produced or a band with traditional instruments. If I'm doing something physical like working out, stocking shelves at work, that kind of stuff, I'll listen to just about anything that I like as long as it gets my adrenaline going a little bit.

Needs more John de Lancie.

we may burst into flames probably die of heat stroke before that happens I didn't plan this out

we'd probably melt long before actually getting there but that's cool too

Let's shoot them into the sun with a big rocket.

Look at his hair.

What if I told you that I also have leopard print hair?

I also try but I find it very difficult to get along with these, uh... "people" in the world.

Doesn't his hair look funny?

I am the garbage

DO YA OR DON'T YA? I THINK YOU DO.

H&R Block told me that I should get back around $1000. That is probably a gross overestimation but one can dream. With that $1000, I can finally have all the creamed corn I could possibly eat.

Look at him.

No, I only dream of working for a business as legitimate and illustrious as Vandelay Industries.

Unfortunately.