lupin_bebop

HAHAHAHAHA! I just realized your icon is Jennifer Garner in Zoolander during the "Love to Love You Baby" scene.

I mean.....you're forgetting about one of THE coolest characters ever.....

Actually, no. I am telling the truth. No need to be overly confident. I worked with Navy SEALs, intelligence operatives, and CIA black bag operatives. They literally killed and destabilized for a living. Cybersecurity has its perks, which is why I said good luck. You'd be gone before you thought about it, because they don't deal with bullshit.

The Safari Zone event is also part of that.

Hahaha. A little. I'm actually telling the truth, though.

I really hope you step on a Lego.

*clears throat* Again. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nope. That's not how that works. You'd be fired, out of my office, and out of the building before you got a chance to speak up.. Good luck attempting a swing. I work with some guys who killed people for a living, and they are not to be trifled with. Joys of having a government clearance.

I do better than you. Hence why I can keep one around me, and you can't. Check and mate.

Had to walk to get there.

Yep. You'd be gone before the week's end.

You know.....one foot in front of the other in succession for locomotion? Humans do it all the time. Fuck, you did it a little bit ago to the fridge and to your chair and couch.

Where he is....they mostly walk a lot. Uber and Lyft may not the best fits.

Like THIS.

Nope. You can keep your sticks. I'll take the ones who have actual body structure and curvature. Enjoy your child bodies, cradle robber.

You know......there are plenty of places you can get big boy money at around there. Why not try it?

Fuck, I miss that oddly funny bastard.

Yeah.....too young.

So......every time I piss, it smells like shit?

Fucking lightweight. *shaking head*

I'm sorry, I stopped giving a fuck about what you were saying right about there. I was too busy gleefully not giving a fuck about what you think about me, munching on a fucking BOSS ass cheddar and BBQ sauce grilled burger I made. I don't need your validation. Sorry, only a beta male gives a shit about what you think of them.......man, I got bored of that statement before I even got halfway through making it.

Whatever that empty peanut of a brain keeps telling you.

Getting pussy will do that to you.

Quit your bitching. ”Waaaah! They blocked me because I’m a shitty human being. Waaah! People don’t like me! Make it stop, daddy!!” No. shut the fuck up, grow a set, get a couple 2-by-4s, lay them down to build a bridge, and get the fuck over it. Stop being a fucking pansy. I know bottles of Listerine with better personalities and bigger balls than you. Do humanity a favor: Drink some lead based paint, eat some watermelon, and drink a LOT of whiskey, and retard yourself out of existence.