cyberbully

Ok work your magic

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It's exactly why I didn't bother....But I got a pic of me holding a doll around here somewhere...Not going out the way to take hand selfies right now.

Ok, where I didn't want to put you off but I typed something else at first about my intimate hangups....That being that I hate when people sit right next to me unless we are cuddling and watching tv or something (and I still hate it but I do it anyway so I don't seem like the reclusive and neglectful imp that I am). Like if we go out to eat, I refuse to sit on the same side of the table or booth with her....If it's like a waiting room in a Dr's office or something, I sit at least one seat away and say "put your purse in the middle.".....It's just I need personal space....But since you aren't dating her, it could still come off differently. I wouldn't worry about an of that....Just let things progress normally now.

You edited it....And this is what you settled on.

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Ok, #5 is alive...Whatever.....he said is. https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Short_Circuit_(1986_film)

He definitely did

Good chat, stilgar.

Johnny V is alive

I came here to kinda give you a pat on the head, but "rigth" fucked it all up.

This is the Brian Griffinest shit ever.

That's not what you think I was doing, was it.....Backpack kid and whoever that other dude is are doing the worst millie wops I've ever seen.....He should stick to his claim to fame and leave actual dances alone

Dufuq....no, he'll be there forever...he will be taking 3am phone calls about the dude that jizzed on her face and told her to go home

Well, the shifting of seats is nothing....Some people like space. We just had a work meeting and I moved m chair because I don't like people right up under me.....What if I need to coke you...I need room to reach. But seriously, I wouldn't worry about that too much....It's very possible she did it for your benefit because she can sense you're shy. The box thing is kinda cute....Y'all have a common work experience now, so just try to work on that energy....Anyway, I say GG....Next time you'll do better

I might have done this bit around your crowd....It's not too black and I don't think hipsters care too much about the bible. Last one, I promise....I just kinda got the bug and need to get it out. I wish to ponder something with you....In any art created, Adam and Eve were both "beautiful" people but what if this were not true....What if Adam was fat and abusive and Eve was hooked on coke....She just found the first shit that got you high.....The tale, tells of an apple, but what if this bitch was the first junkie...And they started wearing clothes because Adam's fat ass wasn't attracted to Eve and her constant apple abuse, and she put them on because she was tired of blessing his tiny hog after the twins were born. I'd wager many of the "magical" tales in the bible were just normal happenstances, embellished and modified to draw us in.....But Jesus never turned water to wine....This mofo just spiked the water while Judas distracted everyone with a lie....."Oh shit, son....Is that Lucifer over there?....Oh, my bad...It's just a leper...Y'all drink up"

15 years too late man.

I fucking wish.....But soon....Very soon....Well, 1pm soon

That's why I said my shit was black....I wouldn't play the room I saw you in with it.....But at the night club/strip club "the Climax" this killed. Even got some ones threw at me, but I also worked the pole at the end of my set.

This is where I meant to put this I kinda want to give him material back from when I did open mics at our hole in the wall back home but all of my shit is kinda.....Well, black. I had a whole rant about how bitches go through the trouble of matching their bra and panties but their weave color and snatch never match, how you 25 with grey pubes, you done put your pussy through that much stress?....But want you don't want is a bitch whose halitosis matches her cooch....Bitch, save your mouth a swig of the douche. Anyway.....This is all just a dream now.

WTF....this is the second time this has happened in the last two days.....This post is supposed to be in the other thread....This is why I don't post from my phone.

I'm so stuffed with fluff....And dummy thick

Dammit, why don't we have angry reacts

See, that's the thing....Former IBers give him the reaction he wants because they don't know how to handle him....He doesn't step into DF with that bullshit....He just makes more threads here in FFA