cyberbully

Sigh, this is why I didn't post it....But whatevs....I'm lamenting this negro tan I'm getting right now so I'll just drink another cup and forget this too.

I feel you....I'm at the lake with my lady friend and...Ugh, her friends and I'm in the car posting here because I hate them....I hate them all....And it's hot.....I was trying to play it off, but I could be in my house, comfortably at 70 degrees, eating lasagna.....But no, I'm eating burgers and weenies on a man made beach in buttfuck Oklahoma.....I feel ya.

OK, let's just ruin it...I should have just left it there. You called me a slut I said you were right You then said "Mother fucker" I'm always right and I said "I can be, is your mom hot" It was stupid and I didn't want the embarrassment......It felt Viperish

You didn't see what I posted before I edited it.....I felt bad and deleted it. I mean I can post it now, but it loses the original sting if I do. It's not what you think it was.

Where are you watching TV if you're not home....I am just asking because I don't "watch TV" at friend's houses....My friends talk too much and it pisses me off so I just talk louder than them to compensate.

Depends on where you are...It's overcast here so it's only like 85 and I'm in and out of the water......Still, I would rather be home.....But the alcohol is here.

nevermind....I'm not being an ass today

I haven't even played the "relationship" role since my BM and I broke up.... You know what, StillMe might be right....I just don't like giving her credit for shit

Can't a single woman say I've ever cheated on her.

....I don't think Vodka's gay. But I could be wrong....Hell, I just made him Australian....Her? Know what, I'm going back to the kitchen and finish packing this meat..... Now I sound gay. Fuck it....I got enough vodka to forget any of this happened if I look stupid.

I just said I was apprehensive about trying it on everyone unless asked/told to.....This could be the holy grail and I am simply missing out.

been here too....Bitches be weird, yo

Been there

That's the thing, there isn't one....And if I get within a few centimeters from it, it just fucking opens and redirects me.

I keep getting this bullshit ass Fiddler on the Roof ad that opens if you just scroll over it...No other ad does this....NOW the ads are annoying.

Not sure if where he lives has states....Unless it Australia or some shit... Wait....All of a sudden, I think he does live in Australia....I kinda remember asking him (or someone...can't remember) if Aussie was deragatory.

IKEA has food? I mean I've never been in one but I just thought they had shitty furniture and curtains and shit.....I guess i should go in there one day. Like, is it a buffet or some shit.... Know what it sounds like....Sounds like the hospital cafeteria ....Do you just go down a line and add stuff to your plate and they total it up at the end.

Man, no 1 thing is set in stone with women....I been in situations where the girl would move my head away from her tits and up to her neck, because that what she wanted....Conversely, I've had girls that will force a nipple in your mouth. One was like "bite them"......So I nibbled, and she was like BITE.....So I bit hard af and that seemed to do the trick....I've VERY apprehensive about trying that with anyone else. The squeezing thing is new....In my experience, that's the thing that is strictly for the guy, right up there with motorboating and titty fucking.....I mean I could go on and on but I've found that the same tricks rarely work on different women.

She's learning. You had to learn as well.....I love the innocence.

....That's a pretty tall order.

It's pretty straight forward....I was raised by my mom alone.....No one taught me how to shave....I just did it. a cut or two but it's not difficult. Mixing shaving cream? They do that in certain barber shops but I don't really think anyone does it at home anymore.

Sonic for hire quotes.

Can you even effectively search for anything

Sigh....If you had said Japanese school girl lingerie, I would have been on board. And yes, I looked fabulous in it.