Naraku4656

i had meat for breakfast and lunch but i was bored and figured i'd try a meat substitute for dinner, now i know why i never buy these things

i ate something today and i had no idea what it was. website said "oh it tastes exactly like meat" and it was on sale so i thought why not i'll give it a shot and make it this week for dinner. doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't "taste like meat" idk why they have to say it does. it tastes fine without having to say OMG THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE MEAT YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE

hey i had sex at least once like 3 months ago

I legit thought you were homeless

i don't disagree with that but i spend $2 on lottery tickets only when it gets to some stupid value like this. i'm not going to win and it's fun to daydream

Let's get to 2 billion for funsies

you guys better not have, cus i didn't

HAAAAAANG ON SPOOPY. SPOOPY HANG ON

yes

don't know why i randomly thought of this

i take PTO when I need to and can work from home. so never

Uh

pls me

i like ASMR too

KITTY

this just in, generalissimo francisco franco is still dead

they didn't have a shelf for it. it's overdone

our state fair is also going on this week. for my own health i'm staying away from it because lord knows it's the one time i year i allow myself to go full fatass

you're a brave man posting her photo to here. i'd never do that

the latte is fine, but FROSTED FLAKES. come on now

it's gross

uh yeah i would. i had orange juice in Valencia and had to basically grit my teeth to make sure i'd get no pulp

if i wanted to be a coupon grandma yeah it would be cheaper, but i don't feel like spending 4 hours couponing my life away