Naraku4656

you do, you rich alcohol collecting weirdo

okie dokie @CutieQuesadilla - a breast reduction and a red panda

@Bouvre inject himself with both werewolf DNA and Ray Bradbury's DNA

i'd say something about fuggs but i REALLY don't want this going to dumpster fire

@mochi finally fulfill his lifelong dream of seeing hardcore gay representation in children's anime

@Ginguy - idk everyone makes fun of you but i've never spoken to you so insert something funny here. HA, GOTEM'

@Mix - donate it all to his alcohol collection

@Nabloom - a worm farm

@Kudasai - a judas chair dildo and @Phillies address

@discolemonade FINALLY buy some disco lemonade whatever the fuck that is

@lupin_bebop - buy a human sized replica of a strip of bacon that's made of strips of bacon, and eat it @bnmjy - buy a billboard that says GIRLS X BATTLE and put it over Misaka's house. @ghostrek - let party

that shtick died like a year ago

i mean i'd rather not die but i guess if i was worthless i would too

my pets are the dust bunnies i need to clean

i actually don't want to win a jackpot this large. it makes you a target. i'd rather win like a million or something smaller

paging @Still Me

just learn this song and you'll be fine

see but my way isn't creepy. a 27 year old man dating a 22 year old woman? thaaaaaaaaaaaat's bordering on weird. a 27 year old man dating a 32 year old woman?

so i actually get women, and they're slightly older than me too? imokwiththis.jpg

if it makes you feel any worse, i've got a third date with someone 5 years older than me and i like me older women

i wanna stay home and bake cookies

That's pretty fucking cool

i had meat for breakfast and lunch but i was bored and figured i'd try a meat substitute for dinner, now i know why i never buy these things

i ate something today and i had no idea what it was. website said "oh it tastes exactly like meat" and it was on sale so i thought why not i'll give it a shot and make it this week for dinner. doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't "taste like meat" idk why they have to say it does. it tastes fine without having to say OMG THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE MEAT YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE