PhilosipherStoned

Ass is always something I try to keep off the menu during sexual encounters.. but much like fda food allowances for nasty shit sometimes it's hard to keep it completely off the menu. Always be vigilant and look out for cross contamination as well.

I've sent some to nigerian scammers claiming to be a prince anyway.

yes. You will most likely be naked in a padded cell with someone assigned to stare at your naked body just in case you end up getting a hold of something you can kill yourself with if you're suicidal.. If you are feeling this way not trying to scare you it's just... especially working with prisoners I'm used to saying all that because people try to get into the mental wards thinking they'll have it easier, and maybe they will if they are comfortable with all that but usually after hearing how it is they say "fuck that no I'm not suicidal I was just in my feelings I guess boss." As for being institutionalized just because of a mental disability or whatever you got going on it shouldn't be as bad of course, but that all depends on the 'institution' as well. All that said what makes you think any of that's in your future anyway?

Mine went up by 2. That's all you're getting from me.

So this kind of broke my brain last night, and I'm not doing much better with it today ok... Questions: WHAT WAS THE SLIMY SUBSTANCE was she like a family guy goldman dripping mucus or did she have like... barbeque sauce all over her hands and started rubbing you because that sounds kind of hot honestly.? Also what does how you were raised have anytthing to do with this. OHHH You mean you were still being polite, and trying to talk to her even though she was grossing you out because you were raised to be polite in public or something right.. I get it. I mean she must not have been very attractive though anyway because if she was the more slimy substances the merrier if you ask me.

Also I feel like all that sauce and the questionable rib planks are going to give me some regrets later already, and I just finished eating them.

So I was obviously mistaking the MCrib for a cafeteria sandwhich or some off the wall places attempt at one.. The McRib has plenty of sauce it was even all over the edges of the box.. It was like a barbeque rib..soup sandwich. I mean my opinion of it did go up from like a 2 to a 4 out of 10, but I'm still not impressed. Also 2 of them are almost $10 what the fuck. I'll stick to the once dollar menu biscuit burgers..

Like shit I'm guessing then lol? All I know is it wasn't memorable if I ever tried one. Maybe I'm thinking of another over hyped rib sandwich anyway. You know what I'm going to wallyworld and theres a mcd's in there. I'll solve this dilemma soon stand by.

Woah boy. I see. Some kind of slimy substance you say? Umm. That sounds kind of kinky. You know what it's almost 4 in the morning here.. Think I'm gonna hit the hay and probably have some more laughs in the morning. That sounds pretty weird though man from what I could understand.. "I was just like aww come on at first" she couldn't've been that weird, and hey your weird.. I'm weird.. but I'm gonna get some rest and try to comprehend that post a lil better in the morning.. '

I think the last chick that came at me is pretty fucking weird too to be honest..

Well I do feel I'm fuck weird probably.. but that post was kind of cute. I'm hesitant to ask why YOU think she was fucking weird, but I'm more so curious lol. 🤨

Forceful. Rofl. I'm not trying to force shit nor do I really care. To sum this thread up in sentence I'm just saying I think it would be mutually beneficial to me and anyone seeking a relationship with me if I at least had a hand in seeking out a relationship in the first place. I probably lost you already, but don't worry about it my man. Or in other words for the first time really I'm like why not.. maybe that would do me some good if I put myself out there and openly made it known I'm down. Also are you speaking from experience ghostrek do tell? 🐵

Yeah thanks I guess Ghostie as someone who's never really tried, and has still ran the gamut pretty far anyway there's not much to lose to be honest. Except time I guess.. and looking back at shit especially the last "relationship" I tried to do...THAT's why I think if there was a shred of foundation BEFORE me saying "you know what yeah I mean I guess I can see this working" to women coming my way shit would at least feel more meaningful from the get go. Who knows..

Well that's kinnd of what I'm saying.. It was bland as fuck.. There was some kind of mild ass sauce on the little ass 'rib' plank and two sub like buns around that, but one bite and I was like fuck this and went on about my life never thinking about it again lol.. If that makes sense. Either way..Especially if McEvil puts a low price tag on it to draw people in on top of the "McRib is back campaign" I'll do it. Edit// I do have to add though McDonalds is only really ever a thing for me as a last resort, and the damn mcdoubles.. and mcchickens still get me craving for them every now and then just because the condiments on them I think. Late night munchies: Yeah let me get 4 Mcdoubles and 2 Mcchickens plz.. I do love me some biscuit sized wanna be burgers at 2am.

I think I probably did ages ago, but I'm not sure. I vaguely remember someone hyping me up for one and it tasted like a free school lunch room monstrosity that was supposed to be a rib sandwich, but I could be wrong and fabricating those memories.. I want to give the McRib another chance before I sign off on that at any rate.

I heard about them coming back and have thought about trying one, but Mcdonalds never really appeals to me ever.

I don't remember shit better than anybody, although I do remember him saying he hated online birthday stuff at one point.. Think he was talking about facebook, but anyway happy birthday Bud.

depressingly unfulfilling.

Honestly I've never really cared or wanted anybody bad enough to even be the first one to say "Hey lets get to know each other a little bit better, and maybe fuck"...or visa versa. All the relationships/sexual encounters I've had resulted from the other person coming to me, and me just saying yeah why not. This fact hasn't really bothered me much at all until recently either because I've been thinking maybe that's why all the relationships I've had just didn't pan out.. Most of the more serious 1 or 2 year flings didn't end in disaster or anything just in us either growing apart through being seperated by distance or something simular and I can see a lot of it being my own fault. As soon as they go silent or it's been a while since we connected I don't bother trying to ask why or even casually say "How are you doing it's been a while"..I just move on and take the fact I'm not hearing from them as they've already done the same since the relationship was their idea. So my latest little fling turned out to be just like the ladder, but all the excited lovely dovey talk from the chick did leave me feeling kind of lonely after it stopped for the first time really. I really need to take some steps into the dating scene soon anyway, and maybe if it's more mutual or my idea from the start I'll be more motivated even early in the relationship to keep things moving is what I'm thinking.🤷‍♂️ I don't really know where to start right now, but it seems like anything would be way more beneficial than just sitting on my thoughts about it. 😷

Malt liquor beverages. 💪

What'd you do to that little kid?

On a skateboard it's worked up to about a story and a half with me without having to "soften" the blow at all. Past that can't lie even when I had my ballsy "I really would like to be a stunt double/stuntman when I grow up" attitude when I dropped off of buildings two or more stories higher I kind of ninja'd that shit on the way down or had a plan so I wouldn't be free fallin' the whole way.. That shit and getting a reaction from people seeing me do it was new and fun back then though. The thrill dies fast with stunts like that, and the bigger you go the more you really have to plan and practice shit.. Also it's harder to feel accomplished with any stunt after doing that kind of shit. I guess I am an adrenaline Junkie but most of the thrill of doing unconventional adrenaline junkie shit like I'm talking about was that practice really made that shit kind of perfect an effortless. I was poor so I made skateboarding and parkour my main method of transportation as early as middle school.. By the time I was in high school supposedly people around here thought I was legendary..So much people would see me jump off a small building and regularly say "OMG he's gonna jump" like I was trying to kill myself when it was really just a small one story drop to me, and it kind of just felt like sliding out of bed or something to me? Shit's hard to explain... but really I get peoples fear there a one story drops still big as hell.. but I didn't even understand how people thought I was crazy.. I mean kids jump off their roofs all the time right kind of the same thing only I had to go bigger for a lil bit after the first time I ollied off of a typical house roof.

I've jumped off so many buildings without a deathwish perfectly determined to land on my feet and roll away so now that I have a deathwish I constantly have to remember jumping off buildings isn't the way to go.

Oh really. How much you want to bet a can't make it more weird.

The fuck are you even talking about masturbating at a work site or just masturbating while taking care of chores..I mean because I gotta say not much "work" in the traditional shit ass meaning of the word is being done if I'm masturbating. Fuck this thread, but there you go.