He doesn't know how to clerk right.. I always just talked shit back and when they say they're calling corporate I point to the handwritten sign with the number on it I made myself.. Worked everytime. I think corporate would even get a kick out of the steamy phone call that followed most of the time anyway...
One lady legit told me she was going to sick the president..like not the CEO THE ACTUAL POTUS on me, because she got upset that I kicked her out and said something like "who are you anyway, you;re no one..that's why you work here..blahblahblah.." bite my shiny metal veteran ass..