PhilosipherStoned

That's great. keep up the good work don't starve yourself, and exercise according to diet yada yada.

Half of that community is either barely a legal adult, ot not even from what I've heard from someone that claims to be furry. Ofcourse this person also spends a lot of time criticizing that community.. I feel it's full of shit personally, but maybe that just adds to my point. If the youngsters are into fucking animals, and pretending to be one as well.. Well their ideas do stand the greatest chance of making it to an interplanetary civilization.. but It'll probably be another 1000 or so years AT LEAST the way things or looking so theres also a good chance something even more disgusting and stupid will become popular.

Can I have some money. I just want like a few bucks from all your royalties off the patent.

#old testament because only 3000+ year old nomadic goat herders know de wae.

Oh cool there's more!

That seems pretty fucked up.. Like "Hey we see it's your big day, why not let us donate to a charity for you so we can most likely scoop up a good portion of the proceeds."

You fools ask for charity donations on your birthday? How noble. To be fair though.. I don't ask for shit.

links ghost?

I do kind of want to know if anything more was said before this recording, like was he acting really pompous from the start...cursing? It probably wouldn't change my feelings at all at this point I just don't understand how you can get so upset you just REEEEEEEE! MAybe if he at least had a more metal version. He needs to work on it.

He literally went "REEEEE" to I think.. I like to side with clerks.. I think the majority of bystanders do in that kind of situation, but REALLY man. ,

I'll be sleeping because this fucking warehouse still has a but load of shit that needs moved do to it building up from the holidays. I clocked in at 5 am this morning, and barely clocked out an hour ago out 6:33 p.m

There's a free Plymouth inside! Gimme I need a new car!

He doesn't know how to clerk right.. I always just talked shit back and when they say they're calling corporate I point to the handwritten sign with the number on it I made myself.. Worked everytime. I think corporate would even get a kick out of the steamy phone call that followed most of the time anyway... One lady legit told me she was going to sick the president..like not the CEO THE ACTUAL POTUS on me, because she got upset that I kicked her out and said something like "who are you anyway, you;re no one..that's why you work here..blahblahblah.." bite my shiny metal veteran ass..

Kill it with Yoplait

No that really ruins the mood in bed.

The Dating Game is the most memorable. I'm not a big fan of the group.

Fair enough.

Chill bro. the moment you lose it is is the moment Trump wins.

I think it;s just because I've never eaten duck that I can remember.. historically even my family raised chickens so.. I think my mom told me a story about her brothers or father can;t remember.. but they cooked her pet duck that the mother hens hatched for her from an egg. It's stories like that remind me why I don;t fuck with mom. Her hatred is pure.

@Vodkajellyshot

God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad.. but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry.. sads.. I like ducks much cute.

So much fun if you don;t have enough thunder in your lungs we pull the butt plugs out your ass and hide em under rugs. Same with the belt we made out your fuckin' nipples.. I mean the ones that didn't end up sold to thugs Don;t do drugs kids, because this is what happens; rappins' not really a business angle if you ask me It just means you fell for a trap..like shootin' craps n da street; neat.. It's funny, but I could prolly keep it goin till it's complete. Im a neet.. well not really just some sort of freak.

sounds like something I'm not interested in. I did it last year. but only because I failed my new years resolution a few months through..

overnight? there's nothing faster? nvm. We still have work to do as a race..