PhilosipherStoned

Only by the time I'm going to have to go to work again.. which means I'll probably be sweating my ass off in trailers that are either 30+ degrees above or below the ambient temperature.

Yeah I get the meme definitely.. Plus if you arent going to use a jack stand for full sized truck there's nothing to say there that they didn't just take full propane tank and throw it under there.. I've heard of people dying for doing dumb shit like this. I wouldn't want to be under that thing.

It doesn't look very safe when those things come out of the box, and roll down a conveyor belt at you either, but when you remember they're empty and depressurized it makes you feel a bit better.

Well on top of it being 20 degrees without much hope of the sun changing things my mom discovered what a meme is recently, and I can't take this shit. /wrist

I get it..

Well I mean if you put them around your junk sure... but try and blow them up.. Mess them a bit, and you should understand idk..

Jam this. Jam this before bed yeah?

I feel like condoms would be a travesty to you.. there so easy to break.

I think I'm permantely screwed from having to watch peolpe 24/7 in the army. That's when the really big sleeplessness started.. Or my bodies...,not giving a fuck about sleep did..

That one reminds me of a Korn album I'd probably love to this day though, but it's been a while since I listened to them. 0_0 I forgot all about them holy shit.

I feel you could find a way better horse head pic to crop there with all the memes..

So where are you going with this you've been circumcised?

Thanks molar I don't need a big birthday thread or nothing I already feel mixed up as it is. Two more years and I am officially unable to escape middleagededness.. I probably just made that word up uggh..

I mean if you were female, maybe we could talk...but here on this site I feel like you are more than likely a man or something simular so. Maybe we should just be friends?

It's so hard to work days.. The night shift where I work gets fucked though.. I think it's only weekends so maybe night shift weeks will keep me from killing myself physically if I get the option to switch. I'm so.. dead. It's my birthday today so I decided to drink one more.. I'll probably regret it in the mornin'

Hope I didn't post this becuse I'm posting it again.

Not sure who you are. but I need to see your beard some more.

the fuck is a dental dam even supposed to be? I thought it might've been slang for braces..

Vlad Tepis Dracul (The Impaler)