PhilosipherStoned

I get it..

Well I mean if you put them around your junk sure... but try and blow them up.. Mess them a bit, and you should understand idk..

Jam this. Jam this before bed yeah?

I feel like condoms would be a travesty to you.. there so easy to break.

I think I'm permantely screwed from having to watch peolpe 24/7 in the army. That's when the really big sleeplessness started.. Or my bodies...,not giving a fuck about sleep did..

That one reminds me of a Korn album I'd probably love to this day though, but it's been a while since I listened to them. 0_0 I forgot all about them holy shit.

I feel you could find a way better horse head pic to crop there with all the memes..

So where are you going with this you've been circumcised?

Thanks molar I don't need a big birthday thread or nothing I already feel mixed up as it is. Two more years and I am officially unable to escape middleagededness.. I probably just made that word up uggh..

I mean if you were female, maybe we could talk...but here on this site I feel like you are more than likely a man or something simular so. Maybe we should just be friends?

It's so hard to work days.. The night shift where I work gets fucked though.. I think it's only weekends so maybe night shift weeks will keep me from killing myself physically if I get the option to switch. I'm so.. dead. It's my birthday today so I decided to drink one more.. I'll probably regret it in the mornin'

Hope I didn't post this becuse I'm posting it again.

Not sure who you are. but I need to see your beard some more.

the fuck is a dental dam even supposed to be? I thought it might've been slang for braces..

Vlad Tepis Dracul (The Impaler)

Any idea how much it's gonna cost? What model are you gonna be taught in? You may not know at this point I'm just curious. I should be doing that now, but I think I kind of chickened out of gettin' up in the air myself a bit so I've been putting it off.

bullshit. y..your fake I'm triggered/

Also you tryng to make me look racist?

the fuck is that satisfying one of these things is not like the other.

I was half joking with that last post. my math and algebra skills are what need work.. At one point I was almost signed up for a degree in video game programming, but they saw I lacked a lot of higher algebra classes and tried to make me switch it to a basic computer tech degree.. That was before I had completely decided if I was going to fly UAVs in the army or not back in high school..