PhilosipherStoned

Army of Darkness is a solid 10 out of 2.

Never figured you to be the museum type. Maybe it's just another gig for you anyway. I've always wondered what it would be like to work at a museum. Is it boring?

h's don't exist in britain unless they're pronounced like "haitch"

I hate this feeling. I have no trouble cleaning stores that've had faulty car parts jizzing everywhere all day or warehouses that are super trashed up at the end of the day, but when it comes to cleaning my own home and fixing shit I'm always so unmotivated. Guess I'll try some techno, and maybe some crack if that doesn't work.

Pauly Shore discovers catfish without a pond.. XD

Something about the lack of give af makes him seem still relevant to me in these rants... His youtube channel is literallly just this like all the time though, and I like it. It's also cool to get his history. In a way on youtube he's like de-evolved into a filthy frank, but meh, idk. Also there's shit like this. I can't end this without doing Pauly that solid....

I guess it's about AI for a lack of whatever...He does incoherent Babbling as a job these days ok, and well at least he's pretty qualified right?

Or sad or wow.

I took a nap earlier, and I now I got the wingnut off! Unless my toilet keeps overflowing in the back I think I finally fixed it... With the old fill valve in the float would come up and the water filling noise would sop but it still ended up over filling and running my water bill up if I didn't close the supply valve after it filled up every flush.. I seriously hope that fixed it.

Fuck I'm replacing the fill valve to my toilet, and I didn't buy new supply line. Also the fucking little plastic wingnut that holds the fill valve in place from the bottom WILL NOT COME OFF. I haven't replaced this shit since I bought the house.. several things were new anyway, but It felt like there was sealant around the supply line fitting. It was hard to get off but pliers solved that problem.. This wingnut's being a real bitch....

Even this cute little baby?

Also this.

My step dad used to always say dogs belong outside... Especially the dogs I bred for a while. My dogs:

I don't know I do have some crippling social anxieties from time to time, but I'm not really especially afraid of anything that I can think...Actually I got one. Bodies of water, swimming, and shit like that I guess. Even just dying by drowning is a harrowing thought. I don't often frequent swimming pools and I've been virtually land locked all my life so that's easy to forget. It's something I do think I can get over to some degree if I stayed in a coastal area long enough, and maybe actually got an some boats/ships...but. I bet I'd have a proper freak out/ sea sickness, and all kinds of paranoia if I ever sailed to where you can't see land or something like that..

Funny enough I remember as a kid I always though that lightning coming in through the tv shit was dumb as hell, but my grandma told me that during a severe thunderstorm one time and the lightning did blow up the tv. My grandma lives in the fucking middle of nowhere. Like literally the cartoon character Muriel from courage the cowardly dog could've been directly inspired by her...

Is only killable with one of those weapons they invented in the movie Pixels.

He has to sew himself up, even though he doesn't bleed...Which I get adds to the creepy factor and can mess with victims that previously tried to destroy the doll... Chucky just obviously wasn't created to scare pyromaniacs like me I guess. Sure give me more reasons to raid my families homes for creepy dolls to light a bonfire with. Not gonna lie dolls are creepy af and sometimes they do disturb fuck out of me. My grandmother had some of those old (for her time super pricey fancy commissioned dolls), and I straight up refused to sleep or even be in the same room with some of those for years. She wouldn't even object to me being like...that shit has to go somewhere else if you expect me to even stay in the room it was in.... I'm yeeting this shit to the fucking back of your big ass wardrobe closet you can put it back when I leave the tri-county area.

The only thing that ever got me about chucky, and I know they;ve tried to cover it a lot with all the lore. You can't just yeet him like a normal doll and expect to be done I get it, but he's so fucking small if that dude was talking shit to me my instinct would be to just punt him field goal style...hand visor shading the eyes like it's going, going, GOOD! I know he's got a lot of...plot armor brains over brawn going for him, and each film or story with him has him solve the whole 2' 3 height issue somehow but.... It's always made it hard for me to be afraid of him in particular since he likes to trash talk, and I'm just like dolls are creepy is fuck anyway...when in doubt yeet that motherfucker idk even older adult victims flight or fight always takes conveniently way to long to kick in for me.

So I see... That there is actually a show....Or was, but it was cancelled. Interesting. There's probably a lot for me to catch up on at least there. I remember my best friend growing up had a hardcore fear of chucky from watching the original Childs Play movies at a super young age, and that was always a thing I had to do this time of year if that guy was acting extra pompous. Time for some good old fashioned Chucky jump-scares lol.

Man I havent checked in on Chucky in a while... Seems like they stopped making reboots a long time ago right? *stand by for googling...+ AI fuckery*