GunStarHero

We didn't hash all that out but I was expected to be submissive in the bedroom but not to a point of ruining the whole operation.

Part of my family is Chinese, as was the other family. However, they owned a coal mine or some shit in China so they were loaded. The idea was to have him marry me and we would stay together for 7 years and then divorce. He'd get his green card and I'd get $15,000 a year and another $15,000 once he got his card. We would stay married longer than was required for his card to help us look legit. We were to sign prenuptials to protect our individual assets, among other things. I was chose because of the ties to their family, my age, heritage, etc. They wanted another Chinese person if possible or a white person if they couldn't find what they were looking for. I'm mixed. Mostly Scottish but part Chinese. I technically fit the bill and they liked that I had Chinese heritage but looked mostly white, the best of both worlds, as they said. Was considering doing it, because I was going to be pampered and flown around the world with their son for his vacations. We Skyped and I was to meet the family that winter, all expenses paid trip to China. He and I met in person several times to discuss this whole thing and it was looking like it would happen. Then I found out the money would go through my mother first, she being their contact and friend. I also discovered she was only going to give me $2,000 a year and keep the rest including the bonus $15,000. She said it was a "finders fee." So I told him and they backed out. Never heard from them again.

Well the TV and Xbox are on the left side towards the corner so I can watch stuff from my bed. And then the computer and monitor are on the right side so I can lean up against the wall while I watch porn.

I was almost married to a dude whose parents knew mine. It was strictly to get him his green card. Didn't happen. But my desk is big enough for my TV, Xbox, and computer. So I got that going for me.

I make-a da cake. Is creme filled with blueberries and raspberries.

It's got to be one of the absolute dumbest fucking requests I've ever made, but... thanks for making me spaghetti, Luuv.

Well. Guess I'm done here for awhile, eh?

Cool. I'd tell you to go eat a dick, but I don't want you having too much fun.

You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up?

I've seen something like this before. I'd give it a go.

Buncha pussies.

GunStarHero is 5 clever kittens stacked on top of one another. Don't be fooled by the typing tiger lady avatar.

Sounds like some klinefelter syndrome type deal.

I'm part Chinese. And also a woman. Theres a huge Chiniese community in Alabama.

You need what I like to call a "Filipina mom." They'll show you what to buy and how to cook it. It's almost overbearing but you'll learn a lot from them.

I'm not big on Indian cuisine, but there is an overlap between their food and Chinese food. Real Chinese food is hella weird compared to the American Chinese stuff. Loved the dumplings my mom made, which was honestly the only thing she knew how to make. She was garbage at cooking literally anything else.

There's probably some really good stuff tucked away out here in Vegas. I just don't have the time to look. Atm I'm trying to find a particular brand of rice and some Arabic seasoning. Lots of places to look. Kinda overwhelming. Plus, as I learned long ago, some places are legit hidden and if you aren't the same as the owners you aint getting in.

I'm unfamiliar with the area. The best chicken wing spot I ever went to was an unmarked building with one door, one window, and a dirt road circling it. Drive thru only. Amazing food.

Holes in the wall. Look for the shittiest looking restaurants. Ones you can tell only have like 1 or 2 locations. Ask what's popular. Eat there.

It's just hot. But there's lots to do and it's not as expensive as Cali.

The Bible Belt needs to loosen up it's strap a little bit on that nonsense.

I'm part Scottish, part Chinese. You have to go to certain areas where Scottish people are for that type of food.

Probably because we cook it properly.

I was born in Alabama and lived there til I was 22. I came to Vegas when I was 26.