GunStarHero

That's what I use current pictures for because I'm insecure about myself weeeee!

I regularly show old pictures of myself and have a laugh at my own expense. From the looks of things most people here do the same. The reason yours is funny is because instead of owning it you have to subvert the image itself and puff out that alpha chest again. Laugh, homie. Crack wise. Put that bravado to use and have fun with it. If someone makes fun of my picture from when I was younger I'll whip out more stuff from my blunder years and trash myself. You could've joined in the reindeer games and had some fun for once. I mean you didn't even go after my picture I posted right before that.

He brings it on himself, mostly.

That's ole Viper and his trusty blade.

Let me get cha a little hard then, champ:

The ViperDiaper himself.

Why thank you! I always figured a pretty dick is more enticing than a Viper-gloom shroom.

Tsk tsk. I always keep mine in top tier condition in case of sexual emergencies, such as turning men gay.

I'm sure it was a very feminine penis.

I was mistaken for a boy a lot. So there's that too. Lots of similarities.

We doing old pictures? This was back in high school. I have clearly angled the picture like that to hide how fat I was back then.

Was it you? Was it you that suggested that to yourself?

DC likes to make movies with irratic or otherwise trite and insane plots and dress them up in their signature, dirty, PS2-era special effects. Just feels like they so badly want to be cool and prove how much better they are than Marvel all while explicitly riding Marvels coattails. It's like DC is in a jacked up pickup, revving their engine at the red light, and in their head they're gonna race Marvel. But Marvel, none the wiser, consistently keeps blasting past them, making DC all the more furious and eager to look cool.

Rum and scotch.

Dust and thunder storm.

Big storms out here. Lots of power lines sprawled across the highway so that's closed off. Our tree fell onto our driveway but thankfully it was a few minutes after we pulled out of said driveway so our car is fine. Slow day at work. Cooking prime rib for practically no one cause every one is at the casino event.

I am very lucky when it comes to thrift shopping. The vast majority of my stuff was thrifted or purchased from clearance sections.

Never did that but I used to eat dumpster food, usually from restaurant dumpsters.

Nevada.

I feel ya

"Hot dogs are $1 today," listlessly proclaimed the 7-11 employee. I could tell he wanted to die on the inside. And so he did.

Always liked Angel Haze better but I don't listen to her much either.