GunStarHero

Moonlights as a Greeter at the local Wal-Mart. Doesn't actually work there but no one seems to notice.

Made a killing selling Viagra exclusively to Jerry Buss.

Could use one down here. There is one Books A Million about 40mins away and that's it for hours in every direction. We used to have a lot more but they're long gone now.

Despite all his rage, is still just a rat in a cage.

Philly cheesesteak pizza. Did some bourbon pork and rice at work for a test run. Going to swap to chicken for the sake of mass appeal and run it next week. Opted to use apple juice in the marinade and it ended up being the right call.

Once met Dennis Rodman at the airport and has since spent every night waiting for him to call and invite them to North Korea.

Me every 5-10 mins for the past two weeks.

Captain Planet, he's a hero, gonna tank your ratings down to zero.

Always packed an extra chicken nugget into every order.

Assisted in the smuggling of Eastern European PEZ dispensers into the United States during the 1990s.

Joined Heaven's Gate but overslept and missed the comet. Kept the sneakers.

Ghost writer for The Wiggles. Most notable work is Fruit Salad (yummy yummy) Never played it.

Is actually a limeade.

Him trying to act like he named his own tab "Elon's map" is amazing, too.

Elon replying "Thanks" to this is so fucking funny to me. Nobody gives a fuck if you bought a boost in a video game, but don't act like you did all the hard work and you're the best there ever was. Then he fucking fumbles around on stream like it's his first day on a PC, much less playing a game he's supposed to be one of the best in the world at. I'm sure this is in no way a microcosm of how he handles his businesses. Who fucking cares about the Diablo shit lmao Oh wow he was the first in one country, on one class, in one season and he also beat the creator of another game! Well I'm sure he's the best POE2 player ever then! lol

Can cook Minute rice in 58 seconds.

Knows deep down that it is not, in fact, butter, but simply cannot avow that such an ostentatious affront to our creamy, dairy compatriot could serve as any manner of suitable substitute.

Is a member of the cabal that is keeping the doily industry alive.

Tried some chicken and biscuits from Bojangles. Not bad. Felt like I got a decent amount of chicken for what I paid, which is more than I can say for virtually every other chicken place I've been to lately. Five piece tender baskets are usually a 2 piece someone cut thin and charged more for these days. Plus they seasoned their chicken so it was nice to not have the neurodivergent chicken tendies experience where all the flavor is shoved into a pittance of a sauce pack.

Garlic powder, onion powder, Hungarian paprika with a pinch of Kosher salt. Or just add kewpie to the ketchup at a 1:2 ratio.

Lost my mind and bought over 100 games on Steam. Been trying out lots of stuff and beat a few along the way. Balatro: Admittedly I thought this was a nothing burger of a game but it's quickly becoming my most played. Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart: Beat this one already, what a gorgeous, fun little game. Shame it was so short. Hogwarts Legacy: This has been fine. Feels like it will become repetitive and I doubt I will do a second playthrough, much less go for 100%. Waited for this to drop way down in price. Wolfenstein New Order: Solid little game. Story got slightly weird in a bad way but this was good. Beat this one, as well. Wolfenstein II The New Colossus: Gameplay is fine, story is just stupid as fuck and gives me whiplash like a motherfucker. Ballionaire: This is like a more brutal, less fun Balatro, but I like it ok! Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth: Cool story, feels like it kinda plays itself tho lol City of Beats: This one has been pretty hard. Orbital Bullet: Awesome concept, love this one. Ghost of Tsushima: Solid yet punishing gameplay loop. Amazing setting, too. Reminds me of how much I dislike how often Sony games interrupt you for cutscenes. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle: Worth the hype. Good stuff.

Was on the fence about buying one of these vs a competitor's handheld. Wound up getting an ASUS ROG Ally. Came down to a few factors, mostly ease of emulation and access to all my game launchers. ASUS edged out the Steam deck for me and I got mine for a $150 discount so I am over the moon about that. Had it for about a week. Super impressed with it tbh. I played a fair few games to see how everything ran and outside of a little stuttering upon launch of newer, more graphically intense games, it's been running like a dream. I got it a dock, as well, so I can quickly charge it and plug it into my router and download everything super fast, but I ran it on my TV as well with an Xbox controller and it was breezy. It's a little irritating having to swap settings between games so frequently but since it's literally as easy as hitting one button and swapping a few things around I can live with that. The 3 most demanding games I have played were Fortnite, Hogwarts, and Indiana Jones. Obviously these chunked the battery quick, fast, and in a hurry at max settings but it ran so well I didn't mind at all. Even got an Anker 737 to keep me going for longer, which has yet to happen and this has mostly been a very expensive accessory my girlfriend thinks is exclusively to charge her phone lol