GunStarHero

Doing a roasted honey chipotle chicken sandwich on pretzel buns with Swiss beer cheese sauce and some feta fries on the side. If I ruin the chicken then it's Pizza Time.

Has a side hustle hustling sides while doing the Hustle off to the side of the local Applebee's.

Halo has been on PC since 2003, but outside of bad ports of the first two games, there wasn't anything official nor of note until MCC launched on Steam and Windows Games in 2019. They added Reach to MCC and added games to the PC port of MCC as they went along. Halo 2 somehow got so busted you could fire certain projectiles into the floor and kill other players instantly, including shotguns to the floor. They fixed that but never fixed gamertag spoofing or the onslaught of cheating that comes with PC stuff, nevermind smaller issues like joining matches with the teams visually flipped but only for you (i.e. you see all enemies as friends and all friends as enemies) and god knows how many other, seemingly minor issues that just pile up over time. Wanna play co-op on Xbox with your friend on PC? Fuck you! Not allowed lol As for Nintendo and Microsoft, it'll be interesting. I expect Microsoft to start passing out their mascots like candy soon, though, and between Nintendo and Sony, someone is gonna make Microsoft tighten the fuck up on their games. I mean Halo coming to Playstation and Switch? Insanity but if it were to ever happen who could have guessed it'd be shitty, half-working ports.

Shoot me the link.

Cannot wait to see how Xbox fumbles adding Halo to other consoles. Ideally, they would add something polished to offer these new players but both MCC and Infinite are fucked up messes. Maybe they are good enough for a general audience to dip their toes in before ultimately playing campaign, a handful of multiplayer matches, and moving on for good, but Halo has been fumbled for longer than it was ever on top. Time after time, Microsoft and co have dropped the ball with the franchise. Pathetic player retention for their last 3 major games, embarrassing launches, bizarre decisions like stopping the Doom x Halo crossover and Helldivers style Halo game, refusing to release a poor quality Halo show until the dumpster fire on Paramount showed up and was somehow acceptable before getting canned after 2 seasons, Hunt the Truth, mocking fans for trying to fix the games, mocking concerns over excessive microtransactions, wasting hundreds of millions of dollars developing half a game, and the list goes on and on. At this point I just want to see what fucked up decision they have up their sleeve for putting Halo on non Xbox and PC platforms. Even bringing Halo to PC has been largely terrible with a lot of issues never resolved. I could talk about this for days but Microsoft is just so fucking stupid it's amazing.

Going to assume you are attaching this container to your crotch before hitting the remote and that, for whatever reason, your autopilot self is not emptying it every day or so, then I would guess that fast forwarding a couple of centuries may cause a biblical flood before you ever get the chance to resume existing. But on the bright side you can drink as much as you like at that point. Just tell Henry Winkler you love him. For all of us, baby.

I want you to know that I have the exact answers you are looking for with this thread. But also that I am not going to tell you but I am replying so you know that I saw this and decided not to help you out.

What game is this?

Had a 16oz ribeye, aged for 40+ days. And also some beer battered onion rings. They were there, too.

Has protected [classic swim], for now.

Prints out memes and sends to friends via snail mail.

Kisses their prized, autographed, lenticular copy of the 1998 "comedy film" Chairman of the Board every night before going to bed.

Exclusively sings The Champs song "Tequila" every karaoke night.

Owns the entire Ernest P. Worrell Criterion Collection on 4k Ultra HD.

Frequently find themselves engaged in gunfights at the local Cracker Barrel because they can't stop calling Reagan a pussy.

Runs a racket selling horses they lure away by sticking an ice cream cone in their back pocket.

Claims to have invented the question mark.

Had a hyped up cameo in The Might Ducks movie but was such a bad actor they were told to just keep quiet and stay in the back.

Was accused of stealing Clyde "Sweetfeet" Livingston's World Series shoes from a charity auction and as a result was sent to Camp Green Lake to dig holes out in the sweltering heat as punishment, which was attributed to the curse placed upon his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather and by proxy his entire family.

Left it to Beaver.

Watched the first episode. Not bad. Laughed a couple times but I get the feeling this isn't strictly a comedy by any means.

His mind is telling him no, but his body? His body's also telling him no.

I just think god fucking sucks at playing this game.