GunStarHero

I will always try a pizza place's cheese pizza first. It's the base for the majority of the rest of their options and if they fuck it up then I won't bother with a more expensive version. Cheese pizza also gets a bad rap because it's one of the most common ones available so more of them exist at lower qualities (like gas station and frozen options). I love a good cheese pizza with a nice blend of herbs and butter in the mix. It is funny to me how often it's viewed as this horrible, revolting thing when the only difference between it and the preferred one is like some thin bits of meat and veggies added on. Like hating a burger but loving a cheeseburger. You probably don't hate it so much as you want a little more from it. Anyways, white pizza is the best.

Keeps a loaded tshirt canon on them at all times for self defense and/or line cutting purposes.

Did a test run for a dish at work, basically a chicken alfredo sandwich with feta fries. Put some garlic butter on the white sides of a brioche bun and lightly toasted them in a salamander. Then I took some chicken breast and cut off two thin filets and pounded them out and rubbed them down with garlic, oregano, basil and a little salt and cooked them in a little oil alongside some diced yellow onions and cremini mushrooms. After that I made an American style alfredo sauce with a bit of butter, minced garlic, then some heavy cream and shaved parm and the same spices as the chicken. Layered each filet with veggies and the sauce on top and stacked em then added some mozzarella for good measure on top. Fries were simply topped with oregano and salt as well as feta cheese and mozzarella. Finished the fries and sandwich in the salamander just to melt the cheese. Came out great.

Runs a ruthless underground marble racing league.

Has determined that Stacy's Mom, did not, in fact, have it going on and has discovered that she was replaced with a model to gaslight Stacy.

Sleeps in a giant bowl of pudding. Flavors may vary.

Needs more allowance (yodelayeoo).

To this end I also love when older games have cheat codes in them. Some stuff I'm ok to earn again, since it's part of the process. But I'm gonna keep it a buck with ya, I don't have all my old games, so I don't have my old save files and I ain't gonna spend 100+ hours unlocking everything again. Just let me play.

Goes into fast food restaurants, orders a drink, then sits down to DoorDash something from another restaurant and eats it there.

There is some kind of bizarre cheesecake cartel going on in my area. I thought we were insane charging $80 for a 10 inch cheesecake but apparently we were behind the curve and upped our price to $90 to be in line with everyone else. We do make our own stuff in house but as someone that makes the damn things I don't get it. I mean the math sorta checks out that it's around $11 per slice and there are 8 slices per cheesecake but I cannot fathom dropping $90 on any of our cheesecakes. There are some that I would pay that price for, mostly for a super special occasion, but not ours, much less the other places nearby doing this. But fuck me gently with a chainsaw, people are buying them up like crazy. We have to do a dozen per day to meet in house needs and orders.

We sometimes call our pet rat, Churro, Chaos Beans. I will not elaborate further.

Instead of excusing themselves when talking to others, they simply raise their finger and wail like the Body Snatchers until the other party flees in terror.

That would be hilarious. Be interesting to see if the rest of the crew is added later on but has updated models. Guess this also means there is a non zero percent chance that Trigun may one day collaborate with Fortnite. Outlaw Star, of course, will remain in the shadows and I'm kinda fine with that, just leave it alone.