GunStarHero

Getting really sick of hearing people fawn over the intent or effort put into things versus the actual execution. I don't give a fuck how much you cared or what you intended if the finished product fucking sucks. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills sometimes. This isn't about the album, but Random Access Memories is a great example. A lot of technical effort, skill, and downright mastery went into producing this album and I appreciate the blood, sweat, and tears of everyone involved but the album is straight ass. No redeeming qualities. Literally the "it insists upon itself" meme manifest. Daft Punk got insulted and by a critic and took their name from that review but they felt kinetic, reckless, and chopped everything fucking thing under the sun into digital bits in the early days. They entered as punks that said we don't care what you think, dance anyways, and left acting like they were benevolent gods leaving behind a final gift for us mortals, insisting that we appreciate how carefully it was put together. Who gives a shit that album fucking sucks top to bottom. The least Daft Punk album ever and it was the last one before one of them blew up in the desert. But ask around and its one of the best album every made because the production is good! Who gives a shit, grow a pair, stand for something, like shit and hate shit, fuck off thank you love you shut up.

I will always try a pizza place's cheese pizza first. It's the base for the majority of the rest of their options and if they fuck it up then I won't bother with a more expensive version. Cheese pizza also gets a bad rap because it's one of the most common ones available so more of them exist at lower qualities (like gas station and frozen options). I love a good cheese pizza with a nice blend of herbs and butter in the mix. It is funny to me how often it's viewed as this horrible, revolting thing when the only difference between it and the preferred one is like some thin bits of meat and veggies added on. Like hating a burger but loving a cheeseburger. You probably don't hate it so much as you want a little more from it. Anyways, white pizza is the best.

Keeps a loaded tshirt canon on them at all times for self defense and/or line cutting purposes.

Did a test run for a dish at work, basically a chicken alfredo sandwich with feta fries. Put some garlic butter on the white sides of a brioche bun and lightly toasted them in a salamander. Then I took some chicken breast and cut off two thin filets and pounded them out and rubbed them down with garlic, oregano, basil and a little salt and cooked them in a little oil alongside some diced yellow onions and cremini mushrooms. After that I made an American style alfredo sauce with a bit of butter, minced garlic, then some heavy cream and shaved parm and the same spices as the chicken. Layered each filet with veggies and the sauce on top and stacked em then added some mozzarella for good measure on top. Fries were simply topped with oregano and salt as well as feta cheese and mozzarella. Finished the fries and sandwich in the salamander just to melt the cheese. Came out great.

Runs a ruthless underground marble racing league.

Has determined that Stacy's Mom, did not, in fact, have it going on and has discovered that she was replaced with a model to gaslight Stacy.

Sleeps in a giant bowl of pudding. Flavors may vary.

Needs more allowance (yodelayeoo).

To this end I also love when older games have cheat codes in them. Some stuff I'm ok to earn again, since it's part of the process. But I'm gonna keep it a buck with ya, I don't have all my old games, so I don't have my old save files and I ain't gonna spend 100+ hours unlocking everything again. Just let me play.

Goes into fast food restaurants, orders a drink, then sits down to DoorDash something from another restaurant and eats it there.

There is some kind of bizarre cheesecake cartel going on in my area. I thought we were insane charging $80 for a 10 inch cheesecake but apparently we were behind the curve and upped our price to $90 to be in line with everyone else. We do make our own stuff in house but as someone that makes the damn things I don't get it. I mean the math sorta checks out that it's around $11 per slice and there are 8 slices per cheesecake but I cannot fathom dropping $90 on any of our cheesecakes. There are some that I would pay that price for, mostly for a super special occasion, but not ours, much less the other places nearby doing this. But fuck me gently with a chainsaw, people are buying them up like crazy. We have to do a dozen per day to meet in house needs and orders.