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It's almost as clear as you being an intelligent, well adjusted person. We call it "opaque."

One that starts about his boss being nearly assassinated and ends blaming it on censorship. I didn't read anything between. It's funnier not knowing how it got there.

Being a bit harsh to IB, aren't we?

Nabs would be Cornholio while trying to be an assassin.

^Elon alt spotted

You're talking about Jman like he's Ginguy or MD, which is rather uncharitable considering his previous history just in this thread alone.

I bet he pays for Twitter Blue to do it.

I'm afraid so.

I forgot to include this in the becomes recluse category.

Honestly, I don't think Trump will be alive much longer. There have been 2 attempts in 2 months. First his favorite place, a rally, and rattled him enough to roll back on those for a while. Now his other favorite place, golf, isn't safe. My guess is he'll lose the election and will become so paranoid he'll essentially refuse to leave his home. This would end in 1 of 3 ways: 1. Opens himself up to a coordinated and organized assassination plan 2. Commits suicide 3. Goes to jail and is either killed or commits suicide The election may as well be life or death for the guy. Needless to say, what's good for him is the worst for the rest of humanity, so I guess that's a sacrifice we just have to make. Oh no, whata shame....

I hope this permanently ruins his enjoyment of golf.

Damn guys, stop missing. Chill.

"Rich people, help!" yells the working man candidate.

No

I can't bring myself to finish reading either of those long, boring, and weird tweets.

It will. They're idiots.

I've lost the ability to sleep schedule. I keep napping throughout the day accidentally. 40s are going to be great!

You know what's stupid? Homework.

Her paying for Twitter is a pretty funny punchline on its own.