naraku360

Yet I've had sex more times than you.

wut?

If what you said was actually cool, you wouldn't be making this thread.

Dive off a bridge.

It is truly hilarious that Ben liked this post under the context it was made in. Apparently, he really wants his asshole to get smashed.

Wow. ::]::

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Ranch. Bleu cheese doesn't even taste edible.

You know who cares?

Your mom's still in high school? Man, she dumb.

So much for having just made friends there.

This season has too many things to watch. I've for once liked everything I've watched. Made in Abyss, Princess Principal, and Kakegurui are all legitimately good, and 18if is intriguing enough to keep me watching despite being a tad more uneven.

I don't mind you hating HxH, Ben. The fact it ruined your life makes it all the sweeter.

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Make me, bitch boy.

This thread is now about how comically sad Ben's life is.

To be fair, "They ruined my birthday 15 years ago because a lady got mad" is the most hilariously idiotic reason to boycott terrible pizza I've ever read.

I have exponentially more irl friends than online friends.

Haven't you been there for over a year? It took you that long to make friends? Man, it usually takes me a week or 2 to make friends basically anywhere I go. I guess I'm just way more likeable than you.

The truth about "Atomsk_"

When I was younger it took me far too long to realize the show name wasn't referring to a marriage to children.

Don't forget to look directly at it. No point in going if you don't get the best view.

Sounds like your "head doktor" has an unusual approach to dirty talk.