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This thread is now about how comically sad Ben's life is.

To be fair, "They ruined my birthday 15 years ago because a lady got mad" is the most hilariously idiotic reason to boycott terrible pizza I've ever read.

I have exponentially more irl friends than online friends.

Haven't you been there for over a year? It took you that long to make friends? Man, it usually takes me a week or 2 to make friends basically anywhere I go. I guess I'm just way more likeable than you.

The truth about "Atomsk_"

When I was younger it took me far too long to realize the show name wasn't referring to a marriage to children.

Don't forget to look directly at it. No point in going if you don't get the best view.

Sounds like your "head doktor" has an unusual approach to dirty talk.

How could anyone move trash out of the picture frame? And what's a tripod and timer?

1938 Packed Turds.

Oh fuggo. It's not that we can't. It's that we don't want to.

You did at very least toss a non-aquatic turtle in a lake.

Wait, is your evidence that it isn't you that you don't see enough turds?

Why? What made you think telling your boss that would be a good idea?

That's kinda my first guess, but there's fuck-all she could do with knowing where to get it. It's legal to sell the chemicals for research purposes, and the transaction contract specifies that it's the buyer's responsibility to use properly as well as that it's sold for research purposes only. And its not like she knows enough about me to snitch, either. She can't really NARC on me, nor the company, so if she wants to NARC.... tough titties.

They're not hard to find. There's a handful of good research chemical sites that sell stuff like that. Why?

You could just buy legal prodrugs of the same stuff. I bought 4-aco-DMT the other day and it worked pretty much identical to mushrooms, except it took 10mg to knock me on my ass instead of a couple grams. And with less nausea. And technically not illegal.

These music videos would freak me the fuck out on shrooms.

I know fully grown adult women that weigh 90lbs.

Allison is back. That's all that really matters. Actually a pretty solid episode for Rachel. The last 2 episodes were really good for that matter.

Weird that Packard would keep leaving messes in places he knew he'd have to clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUADj_5kHJQ