SwimOdin

It knew...so much about me. This is not the vanity search I wanted. How has AI freaked you out?

This person is definitely insufferable IRL

I’ve stopped hoping to see the Falcons make the playoffs and I feel free. They can suck all they want. I knew that extra point was going to be missed. Now I can just be surprised when they win.

Jesus I would never, that game is so punishing. When I found out you had to beat it damn twice to actually complete it? No.

When I'm sick, I wear a mask. I'm an introvert so social distancing comes natural. I haven't gotten the booster since 2023, I've just been lazy. I got Covid for the first time last year and it wasn't too bad, I had a much worse time with the flu in 2020 so I need to get a flu shot.

I met Andy in 2004 while filming the hockey chicken commercial.

So glad I went to a family reunion instead of watching my embarrassing football team.

Old fashioned

I describe parts of my body as the “good” one and the “bad” one, ie ankle, shoulder, eye (these are literal examples). Both knees are still good!

I was pleased by the Buccs loss last night. It made how awful Penix was Sunday night feel slightly less terrible.

The entire coastal plain of the United States sucks ass.

Being changed in some way against my will. It could be an alteration of the way I think or feel, or it could be body horror. Psychological change, too. Just a fear of losing control I guess, but in a tangible, measurable way. That's what I assume makes this slightly irrational.

Bro going to Blockbuster on a Friday and renting a new game for the weekend was so big for me in middle school and high school. I was a big social butterfly, obviously.

My most recent one was strawberry milkshakes. I would get them everywhere I could.

I want to watch Weapons again, and probably The Substance again too. The latter might be a harder sell, that movie was fucking gross and I hate body horror, but it was well made.

Red Dead Redemption 1, Elden Ring, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dead Cells, Enter the Gungeon, Mega Man Legacy Collection, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy, Civ 6. I got a new laptop and I've been having fun.

I've been using wal-mart plus recently, because I'm counter culture.

YESSSSSSSSSSD

This has potential to be the most soul-crushing loss since Super Bowl 52. My body is ready.

Defense looked great against the Vikings, but they seem like frauds, so it’s been hard to accurately rate Atlanta this year, they’ve been super up and down.

It’s happening

I don't know whats going on

I couldn't ask for anything more from the Falcons so far. Let's hope my heart isn't ripped out. No way that can happen.

My wife is apoplectic after that Cowboys loss. It felt like watching a Falcons game, so I felt comfy? I need therapy.

That season is what hooked me, and I’ve been chasing that dragon for nearly 30 years.