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André Toulon

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  1. Lol "retruths" What dumb site
  2. 🤦🏿‍♂️...istg No one....but what was the point of dressing like them in an attempt to hide your identity....Why would natives care about the tea in the first place.
  3. Noodles and brisket and now indigestion
  4. The Boston Tea Party being a celebrated part of history kinda bothers me....I get why you did it at the surface....but why try to blame it on the Natives. Its almost like cowardly disavowing accountability is literally the foundation of America. Yes, im high and somehow wound up in this weird rabbit hole. I assume the disguises couldn't possibly have been very effective, but the writers of history make it seem so....so the propaganda at the time probably had the average citizen convinced, much like how idiots believe any ol' bullshit now
  5. The driest porkchop ive ever had. Ledt over from earlier I've only eaten at my daughter's job for breakfast which is ok but the chops were trash. But they had a graduation thingie for her and i didn't have to pay for them, so the complaint is minimal....but the only reason im going to do this to myself again is sheer laziness.
  6. Coming soon to FOX. What happens when a simple blue collar worker The world's most celebrated vagrant And a cheap refrigerator All wind up sharing a prison cell. Tune in 8-30-25 at 7pm, following the evening news.... WHERE? Only on FOX
  7. How tf are there 10 valedictorians and 1 Saludadictorian (thanks for nothing auto correct)
  8. I should have known that would lead me to naraku
  9. .....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell.
  10. I've never made you a thread because I'm like "no way this dude has this many birthdays"....But I felt like that was just rude. Especially since you apparently dont have genitalia...Your hand in life is bad enough...this is not a excuse to dump an extra pic from my roll
  11. I swear, when its fucking pouring like this...I WISH a cop would pull me over. Im gonna take a whole minute to find my info. Gonna be like an old person....hmmmm, is that my insurance....nope that's a reciept. Officer, can you believe groceries are this high. Wait, I think I know where it is.....*cracks open def con armrest* Its in the visor but thats gonna be the last place i look... this'll probably just piss him off more, but i excel at self destruction
  12. DIE 1000 DEATHS😤 I'm going to be annoying today...maybe not here, but they want to drag me around to do all this last minute graduation shit, so all day today, I'm Akuma.
  13. It better be good, I'm staying up for it
  14. Literally nothing, i didnt feel good but i just got some el tap so it will be dinner as well
  15. I shave mine last week...the catalyst was i was eating cereal and realized i was dipping my goatee in the milk...so it had to go
  16. Number 10.... that's when i knew we were fucked and he meant that shit
  17. Oh no, here we go into the philosophy of existence... You're all playing Roy, and you're all gonna die at the carpet store
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