André Toulon

Hot dogs

Subway

How googling mother's day made my phone auto correct it to mthor's day and I have died a little more inside from the realization of the time spent here.

Chick I dated from Jersey made it. She's literally the only person I've ever heard it from.

Also pork chops.... char Rock

Akujiki is my favorite weapon name on any game

If that's the case, maybe graphic design. I got bored with it quickly though. I like the hardware side of computers...manipulating images and using my imagination for more than keeping me up at 3am isn't my cup of tea.

Psychology, maybe....and theology. But easy credits are easy credits when you don't have a concentration yet

I have no dog in this fight but even I know freebeacon is a rightwing propaganda shit towel. Maybe they've become better since their crazy support of Trump's COVID response, but I would have to care enough to look. Carry on guys, I'm just enjoying the show...

I have no idea why parents and DARE thought people wanted to give drugs away.

I don't think it was poison per se....it was the 80s, so yeah ...pretty sure it was all about drugs. Like when I played peewee football, my mom told me not to use the water bottles because coach could be putting drugs in it. Even around family, if I put my juice down, she'd pour it out because apparently the goal of every adult was to make kids junkies....she was super paranoid and I've become her.

My mom has neeeeeeeever let us use restaurant condiments she used to carry packs of everything in her purse. Apparently someone was doing this in California in the early 80s. Since then, I've never used them...I always ask for shit from the back but I rarely need condiments anyway.

I can't find any holes in this logic

I might become a full time conspiracy theorist...People are so stupid, but want to be so smart that you can convince them of almost anything. There was a FB ad for some kind of submersible, of course people are talking about those dudes who recently died in that submarine thingy. Me, with absolutely no reason to think this just started typing. "Those guys are still alive, it was all so those guys could fake their deaths. Of course they used "science" to explain away the lack of evidence, or course the media kept us in grips about their whereabouts...they were paid to... meanwhile, all of these guys, who all had something to hide and people they owed conveniently disappear. Beyond the arctic is every person that you don't think is really dead...the illuminati doesn't kill you...they choose you, and once chosen, you have to die to the public." I checked on it every few days just to see how it's aged but now the entire thread is gone...I had over 100 likes, 17 laughs and about 40 wows. Not to mention replies backing my claim up....I'm just like damn....can I start a batshit insane movement...can I get paid for this? My only problem being, with my luck, I'd actually become successful and my legacy would be batshit nanners guy.

I hate people who think messenger is the ,"bother me" app...but every time I delete it, I find a reason to need it and here we go again.

Why do y'all do this shit....go be born on seperate days.

I'm going to regret this....but care to link? I just have no barometer as to what could even qualify as penis music

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Ok, the whole post except the first sentence was red as I was typing but now just 2 words are red? Thanks a lot, I'm going to be giving this so much unnecessary thought

I just ate trash. I threw the wrong box away thought it was the one just filled with lettuce and pico, but it was actually a couple of tacos... I have no fucking clue how I just changed the font color....anyway, even though it was in there just a couple of minutes, I've always thought of that part in Seinfeld where he tells George one it enters the receptacle, it's trash. And you are what you eat so I too am trash. I get to start my day as trash

Prowleeeeeer 😢

@Wolfenburg Roofing and @Easy Gold Trading are solid dudes