André Toulon

I just happened upon this because I was being nosey as to who had the gall to call themselves the game master, but I will follow this thread now

I want something good tonight but definitely ain't feeling the stove. I want catfish but these places think I can't tell catfish from tilapia and I don't want to be disappointed

I went thru a bit of an identity crisis in college. Not like I thought I was gay, but I was fucking miserable and thought maybe this is why....turns out, nah...not gay. Having a lesbian bestie kinda had me in places I would not venture into myself, but they always seemed happy....way happier than me. But I really had this itching craving for vagina that contradicted my curiosity. So since that wasn't it, I started trying many different drugs instead....sooo much fun, which kinda irks me that I landed so hard on alcohol. Turns out I wasn't unique....I was just a basic dude that didn't really care about much else other than getting fucked up. But blah blah, kids, blah blah grow up, blah blah realize everyone did this shit in some capacity....rinse wash repeat.

And of course, Cromartie

Ok, I'm going to say this because I'm around friends, and I feel after my banana rant this morning, I may just be setting myself up ...But I have this weird infatuation with Freddie. Like, I don't wanna fuck him...but I want to like hang out and tell people he's my friend. But if we got drunk, I might let him talk me into some shit I'd regret. I didn't even know who he was until Wayne's World, but since then I've done so much research on dude. More than I have on many other celebrities

This new insecurity about men eating bananas is so weird. And I say new because a lot of the people I see posting about it are dudes I played football with ...and coach made us eat bananas with our pregame meal to stop cramps. Not once did I see any of you break a banana apart to eat it. The internet has you so scared of being sus, that you literally can't separate eating from a sexual act. How often are you eating bananas in public anyway. I've never ordered fajitas with a side of banana. I can't actually even think of a situation where I would have a whole banana to eat in public. Even at a breakfast spot like IHOP, if you ask for bananas, they will probably be sliced in a bowl. It's stupid. I'm standing here eating a banana now and wondering how can I make myself feel as if this is something gay....I just can't. It's a banana

Has Seight confused with me

Look, we can go if you wanna go...just name the time and place🤬

THANK YOU. When I saw that, I was like it reminds me of something from my past....but I can't put my finger on it

Doesn't that just kick you right in the fanny pack.

Ahem...Sinbad is literally my favorite comedian. I hate he kinda became forgotten. I've seen everything bro was in....which is also how I know people saying he was in a Genie movie are either trolling or latched onto it stupidly because they were unaware of the trolling. That shit doesn't exist. Even his scene in its Sunny is probably my favorite Sunny scene....and there so many of those. Oddly, it's literally the only time I ever remember him cursing

I'm thinking she has casino floor cans confused with the metal canisters she uses for warmth under the bridge, because 5 fucking minutes? No, no ..see, I'm entertaining it....I'm not even about to let myself get roped into the stupid logistics of this

Ok, now it's tikki tikki....I know I've heard this before. I have no clue wtf it means still, but just FF to 34:00

🤔 This is one of those times I'm not sure if Scoob has a point, so I normally would keep scrolling

No, I need to quote this shit because it's this kind of post she'll actually realize is just fucking nuts and delete it

Holy fucking shit, this can't be real life. I am to believe a casino forewent the legal precautions of fire extinguishers and instead employed the 5 minutes to get a bucket of water rule to put fires out. I'm done. I was getting comfy and about to nestle in for some serious trolling , but no....no way in fuck I'm participating in something this fucking dumb.

Has a corn dog stored in a Ziploc from 1999 that's labeled cosmic thrall

I do enjoy how you went from knowing everything to knowing nothing

And a salad. I'm gonna live forever

I want to make a grilled chicken sammich but the laziness may take over

Cool, so we all agree on stupid. I feel like we'll get to a real consensus soon

Omfg, all they do is talk about gambling now. Jesus, I'll take MLB talk at this point

Answer unsatisfactory. Willfully being stupid is no excuse for disrespect. Official promotion to dirty old lady.