André Toulon

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shorts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too". After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some. We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

Watch my 600lb life. Those people are never single. You just have to actually try instead of cry

I feel this is largely unpopular. Let us exhibit our ineptitude. Don't shame us

Chili and yes I put sour cream in it

Well, since my clear sentiments aren't on the poll... I'm gonna skip that but if you do it, you know I'll play

This shit was awful, the show should have died with JR. Now it going to be one nail after another in this coffin. Which I'm all too excited for. I think Story train is where I gave up on this show but just kept watching out of morbid curiosity. But this....nah, I don't even want to see next week's episode. I'll see it when YT shuffles it in with my 1967th DBZA run.

This....there's an ad that just play the intro part....you know the ",owaowa" shit and since I heard that (about 2 hours ago) this shit has just been on repeat in my brain

Tv dinner most likely. I ain't cooking shit. Got some 2 day old pizza but that'll probably be forgotten until it grows fur.

*Posts "that's the joke" gif*

Tt

I think the shittiest and laziest thing ever put into a video game to make it challenging is obscuring my vision. Well of course it's hard now. I can't fucking see. Way to go devs. This irks me the most on platformers. Soooo, you just don't want me to make the jump. You want to piss me off first and make me guess.

I might have already used this one..I'll delete it this time of I did

Chili

Kill Bill

I'm just needlessly cynical

Let me know when the regret and plotting to cancel begins

Go to whole foods and crush your own natural peanut butter. It tastes like ass and I don't recommend it, but it seems like the elitist shit Lord thing to say.

Narkew with the crown.

Sketti

Why do we even let Heinicke suit up

I get irrationally annoyed when this episode of Family Guy winds up in my shuffle because Quagmire lays into Brian for wanting to fuck Lois....Like I'm just supposed to forget that was your thing in the early episodes. I've stated I hate pretty much every character on that show, but Brian is likely the worst....but Quagmire with this holier than thou bullshit really irks me. Lois is for the streets, but she found a sucker to wife her.

That's the entire movie...that and some lame call backs. Imagine just throwing away the Sabertooth plot points just to give Pyro a Character arc. Sure, we can call back to X-Men origins...back when Sabertooth was cool and Deadpool had his fucking mouth sewn up and give us the rematch we've waited nigh 20 years to see. Or we can make a tepid joke out of it and say fuck 30 more times. Quality content