André Toulon

Ok, dont say yall didnt ask for it

Well, this was certainly.... something

Like...assuming i had the money, could i just go commit myself to a retirement home and have people do shit for me. I mean, pretty soon, 80s babies are gonna be in there and I'm sure video games will be introduced into the community. Im might not have thought this completely through, but I dont see a down side as long as i dont actually "need" someone to wash my ass for me.

Burnt ends sammich

Sketti

Oh, i can't read yet. I'll wait another few minutes to before posting

Chesse coney

Ham and cheese....had to make myself

Fkn McDonald's.

Brisket in ramen. Its fine, i like both but i really thought i was getting a bar hogie

Jim Traber needs to retire from sports radio. He get sucked into Internet bullshit, broadcasts it like its fact, then can't admit he got trolled. He got on the radio and said "did you hear LeBron is retiring after the season". The cohost is like "wut, I've literally not heard that anywhere" So Trabe is like "its on bronny's X, I'll pull it up"....The cohost sat there, waited for him to old man search his bogus topic, then told him its a fake account. Did Trabe bow out gracefully.....Of course not, he then goes on a dementia fueled rant about April's fools. Like dude, it wasn't even an April fool's joke...its just a fake account posting fake news and you're the moron following it. Just retire, bro....The technology is broken 🤦🏿‍♂️

One of my faves This philly from a bar...a weed bar....it was damn good

Happy Birthday Gma

Nah, its legit...Joel Olsteen played Kirk Cousins in the ATL Falcons docuseries and also the last 4 away games of the regular season because Kirk was on house arrest.

*unnecessary buddy rambling* I dont answer shit. Work correspondence is through our portal...a few coworkers have my number but i dont answer. My mom calls just "to hear my voice" which annoys the shit out of me. I love my mama, and i get shes old and probably lonely sometimes, but I cant get her to grasp the idea that i dont wanna talk because we barely talked when I was young. I would try to get her attention and she would shoo me away and tell me to come back during commercials....So I dont see why 40 years later we need to sit on the phone going "yup...mhmm" for 20 minutes. I know I'll regret it when i can no longer hear her voice but calling me to sit on the phone for small talk is annoying. The worst shit is messenger....I dont get why people think just because we're friends on FB that they have the luxury of calling me to chat just because I'm online...i ignore that shit, and don't even text back.... don't do that, don't fucking call me on msngr...wtf is wrong with you.

McDonald's 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

Subway

I like the part where he pretends its not him that was watching it.

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Just got active...having pizza delivered. Then yay, back to bed. Maybe ...might game a bit

I never read it either....I took several Lit classes and it never came up. Well, topically it did but not as an assignment

Fat Cat was a peak Disney villain that gets overshadowed by trash like Gaston. Gaston was just awful...I didnt hate him because he was evil, I hated him because he was a Chad