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André Toulon

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  1. I have found enough men that do this to not let this get to me.........They were all gay, but men none the less.
  2. You saw it.......In a commercial........ S:
  3. I'd rather not, because while I appreciate the effort, it was a weak ass punch....If you even want to call it that.
  4. Well, I'm not usually too concerned if a dude shows up.....I'd probably just let you eat what you got and hope you don't get hongreh later.
  5. In more vulgar terms, take their shit and make them eat what you cooked while handcuffing what they bought for you......This is actually legit advice as I've done exactly this before.
  6. This is the second week you've dodge me.....Ratcake on deck
  7. Battle or STFU....I'll put raticate as my lead and nerf you
  8. This is probably my least favorite of my 1st world problems. It kind of makes me annoyed with the other person, but still I can't be mad. When you take the time to cook but someone thinks about you at the fast food spot they stopped at before coming over, you have to make that decision. Do I eat what I cooked and just refrigerate the food they were kind enough to bring, or do you kindly discard your culinary efforts into tuperware and eat this 3 piece with okra and mac. It's times like this that I usually have to smoke pot so I can do both.
  9. Raticate.....With proper speed boosting, and a guaranteed 50% with super fang, it can change the game in matches against tank Pokemon. There are better options, sure, but no one wants it on their team because it's literally a fucking rat.....Not because it's garbage.
  10. My other whipping boy is off limits, so now I have to fuck with you.
  11. He has nothing better to do.......Neither do I, but fuck it......I'm about to go get the kids and hit the bounce house. Need to tire them out because I'm sleeping hard tonight.
  12. Tired from what?.....You have to actually do something to be legit tired and not just lazy. ......I mean I still had jokes about y'all having to determine whose mom you'd live with.....This shit isn't hard.
  13. I need your kind of bills.....I'm not completely sure what's happening in that pic, but if I add every nubmer up, it still won't pay any of my bills.
  14. I mean, are we trying to shame the board into doing what we want it to do? The board isn't you....I doesn't really need or want our attention.....It'll suck and you'll get used to it it sucking.......Pretty much like we've done with you. You are the UEMB.
  15. LOL, so many people viewing this thread.......Fanboys the lot of them.
  16. Fuggs level of attention seeking itt
  17. PLaying Street Fighter, about to pay some bills, come back and play more Street Fighter
  18. I guess I'm amazed by how many people never got it in school.....I mean well into the 90s, it was still a thing in the schools I went to. I remember myJr High shop teacher hating when we sat on the shop tables, he would get his paddle and his go to phrase was "If you want some wood on that ass, I'll give it to ya"........We lol'd and lol'd.....Not sure if he ever figured out why since he said it a lot.
  19. Oh, it's a completely different song'''''I like that one too
  20. I thought this was Journey
  21. Full contact, nude, baby oil, and pool noodles. Challenge accepted.
  22. You claimed you were a virgin until you were 25, so sounds like even after reaching adulthood, you had other problem that left you sexless. This has nothing to do with your father's rules
  23. You never know, you may have slipped one past the goalie somewhere.......A little Poofkins somewhere
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