André Toulon

It fun because I can see people who claim to invest no time in me lurkin' muh shit.

No, I just don't have so much contempt for my life that I need to bandy about things they do to random internet strangers......My kids are better than you too.

We get it, your daughter is better than you in every way and you're lame.......We've heard this already

I was in "gifted" all through elementary and Jr. high.......But even though we did a lot of advanced work, we also did a lot of playing......We basically had a 2 hour period set aside for us to play chess, checkers, connect 4, Videogames like Zany Golf and shit like that. I saw no real benefits from it, but then again, maybe I wasn't supposed to see tangible results.......The payoff is I'm a human calculator.....Oh, and just because I AM Buddyroe, I'll also say I think my placement in those classes were a bit accredited to some form of juvenile affirmative action....There were only 2 black kids and one Latino in there along with some reaaaaaaaally dumb white kids, though I didn't become so jaded to believe that until my 20s.......Back then I actually felt special.

I don't completely recall and don't want to sift back through this thread but you said you were 15, right?........Was he also 15ish? Not making excuses for him but as an adult now, it should be easy to realize you couldn't expect much else.....Like I said in the OP.....I was everything you described except I wasn't a dick and spread rumours about this chick.....Back then, I was a hopeless romantic and was in love with this chick after the fact......Still am, kinda......Like I'll disregard all of these bitches if she ever knocks on my proverbial door again. She won't owo

Are you talking to me.....Because nothing was ruined as far as I'm concerned....I can be a bit abrasive and that turns people....Women mostly...Off. I'm an asshole.

Well, I remember the "offer" you made for me and my wife back when I was married so yeah, I think I get it.......Not sure if I told you this, but I mentioned it to her and she was kinda into it........I just didn't know what you looked like back then and couldn't sell it. Back then I actually thought you were a dude.......Like a gay dude.

His dick?

Why did I think you were gay? Or wait, are you a woman? I have no idea what's happening.

She's still posting this old ass conversation......And the one from a day later.......He ain't hit her back since

Was Invader Zim in the 90s? If not, I'ma go with Freakazoid.

How'd your parents find out? Also, that shit seems really dangerous....I get it, you were naive, but at no point in the 60 mile drive did you think "this motherfucker is gonna murder me"......Glad you made it out ok, because I was reading this and was kinda on pins and needles, waiting for something more sinister to happen. How old was this cat?

If you do, would you pitch or catch....Or both.....I only ask because I've only ever seen you pitch.......Or wait, I think I did see you catch once, but I was looking for a pitching vid.......But in that case which would you choose

Well we ARE talking about Dickwater Louisiana. We aren't known for keeping up.

It was a common practice where I'm from, but I've onle seen 1 teacher get physical with a student outside of paddling and that was when coach was trying to break up a fight between 4 girls.......One of the girls (my later gf) contacted with his sweets in the melee and he Irish whipped her ass head first into a wall......KO'd her for a few seconds and they took her to the hospital.......Nothing was done otherwise.....No one made a fuss, no law suits......I don't even think he apologized.

Honestly, I didn't see anything wrong with it as a kid.....It was a time where if you did wrong, adults could hurt you.......While I can't see me being cool with someone swatting my son or daughter with a plank of wood, the reality is your parents were ok with it. There was always lore behind which teaches gave the worst paddlings and which teachers had the boards basically kitted out for maximum pain.......And it wasn't just the teachers who seemed sadistic at this time, your friends would all line up to listen to you get your ass lit up in the hallway.......It's kinda funny to me now, that there was a time when it was cool to beat kids into submission.......What happened that it was finally taken away....I mean I know some parents got trigged by the concept and eventually it was taken out of public schools (I think some private schools can still get away with it) but was there and glaring instances of abuse that led to it's removal. On the down side, I thinks kids may be worse because teachers have to coddle them now, and kids like to shoot shit up now, but boy do I remember getting my ass waxed so many times back in the day. But the question really is, did you grow up with this.

Ooh, looks like someone took their Entriggonol early this morning. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

I need a Hannibal for my Terrible Eric Andre show

Yeah, you just have to thump the right nipple

Well, you say that......But whatever

Someone locked me out of my shit the other day, but I was able to get it back after having a pow wow with Luuv.......Sometimes you have to rub your puppy's nose in it when they start shitting in the house.

My money is on Phillies because he's probably the funniest of the 5 and humor goes a long way with girls losing their panties. DMA doesn't seem that into it as a whole, Zeni....Although he's the homie.....I think is officially scared of pussy, I fucking hate ghostrek and I wish horrible things upon him, including him suddenly having an aneurysm moments after finally buying a truck stop hooker......Mochi......I don't really have much of an opinion on Mochi other than if he finally finds a guy, he'd have nothing to post about other than the lack of gay sex on TV. I wish him luck, but don't really care.

About half way though I was like "I'm going to search the internet for this story....I feel like I'll be led to Penthouse's website.

But do you think he's a childish moron?

It's good sleeping fuel.....You'd think it would be annoying but I turn it on to sleep and it doesn't fuck with my dreams like DBZ.....If I try to sleep to DBZ, I wind up fighting in my dreams.