André Toulon

You got most of it right, but you really fucked up Cyberbully360

Those are exactly stellar standards....Just what will keep you from being shut down.

I think that if anyone else had posted it, I'd give it a chance but because it's you and only because it's you........Fuck that video. You may have ruined a good message and someone a sub, but you're you.

No, no, NOOOO.....Peatnut butter and Syrup both go in the fridge.....If you are upset about the consistency, remove for 20 minutes before preparing....I will not have this in my home......I use a 1 lb bag of plain sugar in a month or less....It must be in the fridge

I guess specifically I'm talking about ketchup, but people here keep mustard and syrup out as well......I get looked at funny when I take shit off the counter and put it in the fridge. And it's at home too.......My girl asked me a few times why do I put ketchup in the fridge......She says she doesn't want cold ketchup.....I'm like well do you want it spoiled. I've had spoiled ketchup before.....It kinda burns and tastes like what it is.....Rotten fruit......I even refrigerate my sugar........Do you want ants, because that's how you get ants. Anyway, I'm coming to visit all of you and just need to know if I need to bring my own fixin's.

Don't be like that....Why does it always have to be porn......Could have been Tequila.

All last week cept for one day, but this week is going well.....I've been doing some real adulting and that feels good in small doses.

Depends if I think lunch will be late.......Mostly no, but I know not to fuck myself over if I got shit to do that won't allow me to eat until late afternoon

Break out the party supplies, it's time to get ignant.

Listening to Boosie?

Aren't there like 4 of these threads?

I used to take a bath every so often because I like sitting in the tub with a joint and just max out.......Posititon my TV so it relects in my mirror from my room because I'm chillin' I've taken a lot more baths since my toe surgery in Oct because for a while I couldn't stand up or get the dressing wet so that was my only option.......Since having the dressing removed i still do because I like it, but yeah, I need to shower afterwards just to get that squeaky sensation.

I don't know what that is....WHAT IS THAT? Is it a bigger Big Mac, because I've been making those for years......I get a double QP and a bigmac and switch the meats because the QP becomes a snack and the Bic Mac becomes what it shoulda been. They put happy meal mean on big macs and that's sacrilege.

No, you're top man now.......The shittiest of all MM bosses.

I wasn't digging into you.....I legit believe this. I m always hot......If I suddenly got cold I'd assume I was dying. Incidentally......I think this thread is making me cold.....But I'm also hungry

Just one of the trials of being a vegan

I got a 20 piece a while ago......I got through it but at around #12 they stopped being good......I finished them simply because I wanted them gone. No way I'd make it through 50 mostly because I'll bet around #30 they just become disgusting.

Well, healthy food does usually suck, but I've seen his plates......Impressive and disturbing at the same time. My weak ass digestive tract can't even begin to process it.

The only people stupider than Trump supporters are the haters that can't decipher fact from his absurd assertions. Trump is essentially the uninformed FBer that shares articles from the Onion unironically.....Fact checking should be a prerequisite before sharing anything that comes out of his mouth, because he is a legit idiot.

LB, man.......I grew up most of my life in a southern family that celebrated the consumption of terrible food. I'm no health nut, hell....The shit I put into my body on the regular will stop an ox......But 50 mcNuggets just seems like a complete disregard for your mortality. Understand, not judging....Just a bit confused on the why.

It was a tweet from a moron, and only morons will react to this.

He's been annoying for years for me, but I was watching his act back in the early 2000s.......Now he's 1 dimensional and basically the buddy cop go to.......I'll be glad when this ride is over, but sadly it won't be as cool as Katt William's career destruction......Getting choked out by a child you tried to beat up has to be one of the most epic failures in any comedian's life

Meh, I like Cr1tikal

She's calling us wastoids.....I only snorted my meth last night for her information.