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André Toulon

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  1. I finally concede to your expertise on a subject.
  2. Phillies has an imaginary girlfriend.....I'm willing to bet money the millionaire dad is imaginary as well. I heard some other poor person living at home claim to have a millionaire parent as well.
  3. 8 redirects and derails with angry intermissions......I love Babbling
  4. Opiates and alcohol
  5. No....I won't allow this kind of punnage.......Release the Kraken
  6. You know, for a site that was supposed to be nothing like ASMB and allow a free range of posts, and shenanigans.......It turns out this place is a bigger buzzkil than ASMB could ever hope to be........I mean they took the downvotes away but even the higher up over there weren't shitty about likes/upvotes........Zeni upvoted himself over there.........1 fuck was given......By the same pantload that gives a fuck about it now.
  7. I remember doing this like in 2010. But I agree, the results are slightly comical.
  8. I guess I didn't ask what I meant......I'm aware that you can eat them, just wonder if they are delicious or gross
  9. That sounds redundant.
  10. It probably doesn't really bother luuv, but it makes his chihuahua puppy angry and he refuses to put him on a leash so he'll run around, nipping at feet.......Bent out of shape because Zeni.
  11. CALLED IT. So predictable.
  12. No one thought you did
  13. Then we'll get some bullshit like "Well, no one was using the feature and it was just kinda sitting there so we decided to just do away with it, we might put it back later but right now we are trying to contol these spambots so right now the like feature isn't priority"
  14. They'll not figure out how to stop it and get rid of the like feature altogether
  15. Quiet Zeni......
  16. I let that girl control a lot of my life....We both had serious drug problems at the time and the fact that she threatened to leave, and keeping me high as a kite made me allow her to do it. My best friend is a lesbian.......This was the first thing she made me cut off......She swore I was having 3somes with her and her girlfriend (which I did once, but it was for my birthday). Next she kept me from hanging out with my cousin which was weird because she legit hated how much he came around to drink with me......She called us faggots many times. Soon I had written everyone out of my life for her and she got progressively crazier. She's the one who made me this unfeeling, cynical bastard that I am today and I feel like a lot of the shit I put women through now is firmly based on that dysfunctional relationship and why I never really open my heart to anyone, and that's not fair. The thing is, Av is the only one who despite this flaw has yet to give up on my heart, and she deserves better.
  17. I don't drink a lot of milk as it is.....BUt I'm not promising anything on cheese either
  18. Pooh is double liking shit somehow.
  19. I dated a crazy girl who legit thought this.......
  20. You know what, I won't make any promises but both my quack doctor and my sister have been hounding me about eating vegan. What's your favorite dish.....Or maybe not even your favorite, but the one you would offer someone that you were trying to convince to eat this way........I'll give it a shot. I had a vegan burger (I assume tofu?) and green bean fries a couple months ago and it was delicious........Problem being, it simply didn't stick.....I was hungry a few hours later.......But maybe once my body acclimates that won't happen.
  21. Maybe.....But that vegan thing is gonna get in our way.
  22. Well, there are others, I was just being hyperbolic for effect. I can probably think of several stupid things that would make me run......All I know is proper laundry ability is imperative.
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