André Toulon

Oh, it's dangerous......I fapped myself raw.

When I saw this a week or so ago I was hoping it was gonna be like "take this lollipop" and he was gonna draw my face or something and show it to me.

I'm sick, so there's that

That's 30 years from now when we're all still posting to each other somewhere......Maybe even mind melding by that point. Don't worry, I won't forget

It's not that simple.....I'm just playing that hard role. I'm not really in the mood to gush all over y'all like some virgining debutante.

I know she can handle herself, but I've made it clear that I'm everything she hates in men......I don't cheat, but I'm fickle, egocentric, and neglectful. She doesn't need that. Averi is someone who can deal with that....She's a crybaby/bully. You gotta be able to keep me in constant check, or I get bored.

Going to my son's baseball game

I've been fighting this forever......Now I'm terrified, but I actually have feelings for this woman........IKR?.....WTF.

Well when it's me AND another guy who can apparently eat a dick, I have to wonder why I would accept being a third wheel to begin with. Anyway, back to the topic......I've been with this chick for too long to not realize that neither of us are going anywhere, so might as well lock her down.

I'm hoping he got the 4 and the 8 transposed.

Is that what I did?

This has gone well

D'awwwwww, tumwun tanged my nayme.

It's not official yet......But she picked out this ring so I wish she would say no

I know you're fucking around.......but this is literally how I see all of your threads.

It's real hard to feel bad for you man.........Like I am not even sure how having 2 jobs, even if you only work 3 days a week, is making life this rough.

Comical and sticky

First time I watched AS in weeks and.....................

Real talk man......I don't need to understand your relationship and maybe what y'all do works, but really......Doesn't she deserve one? I really want someone to jump down this hole with me.....It'll make the landing softer

Thank you......I'm always here if you need me. Nothing has changed on my end, but I guess I violated on your end. For the record, this sucks.

Boo, I'll ask you.......What did I do? I'm not trying to make an enemy here.......But I'm an idiot. I've never led you on......That I know of.....What did I do?

Wait, what did I do? I'm not a woman so I have NO idea what I did wrong here?

Don't do that man, Boo ain't bad. I mean Boo was here through my first wife, all my girlfriends, and up to this now........I've always tried to keep us just cool but I'm not mad at her being mad. I honestly know that what she wants and what she needs are 2 different things, and I'm neither of them. The kind of asshole I am, she's not ready for and I would never put her through that. She's young and optimistic......My girl is seasoned and privy to several forms of dickishness. Like I said, she's stuck with me through way more than any woman has and she's happy to take more as long as we get it right. Boo will leave me.....Averi ain't going nowhere.

Ok, thank you, I guess. For the record, I will need this luck and you dodged a huge, insane bullet if you are actually mad at me and not just trolling.

Don't be like that.....We'll always be friends......We were never really more than that. I was taken when we met, I'm taken now.......Why would anything change? It's not like I chose someone over you......I never had you.