André Toulon

Oh damn, i forget kids had bed times....i never had one that i recall. Maybe when i was 4 or 5 or so but from 7 and up, i stayed up for Arsenio Hall, and changed it to PBS after that and watched Are you Being Served until i dozed off. I'm sure that why i was pissy at school a lot

I dont turn shit off during a storm....if lightning is going to strike my TV, then that mfer just struck. Im not about to be bored while its storming unless the lights just go out. I eat my vegetables, but not if i dont want to....if i dont want it, its trash.... especially if a mfer serve me greens...cabbage is cool, but fuck greens Some of my underwear has holes in it, and i dont care if im in an accident...now they can just rip them off instead of cutting them.

How and why do you know this

I was high one night and I was thinking about the stand up set he did, and i said what was that one guys name.... then i remembered and snort laughed

Become? I've been pretty old since i was 25.

This is the pottiest thing I've read all week

They were never hidden or blocked off where i lived....just a sign that said adults only

Jjs peach pies

See....you can't set me up like this.

Just woke up, but its been on all night...i had to tell it i was still watching at some point, but as far as i know, its been working

Those burgers i wanted yesterday

The moments revealing my emotional dysfunction keep popping up for no reason. I dont think I've shed a real tear over an irl human death since 1996.... So why did i just tear up watching the final moments of the halo 3 servers.....I DON'T EVEN FKN PLAY HALO

Um.. Wut https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2025/10/13/zadarius-smith-philadelphia-eagles-retires-nfl/86674228007/

Just to be clear, mine is about 3 years old and i got an amazing deal. I think its either a 5 or 6.....I saw a 9 in TX last week for 6k+. I did NOT pay 6k for a TV

Making the girl some shrimp fried rice but i dont want that at all...probably a turkey sammich. Wish i had thawed out some ground meat for a burger

I can absolutely smell the stupid out here today

Lol bully

0 because I'm cooler than yall

I used to put canned cranberry sauce on my burgers as a kid...i think it was good🤷🏿‍♂️. Im sure this isnt that, but its all i got

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*Ghostrek nods in approval*

Oreo reeses cups are ridiculously good....now i gotta try the resses oreos

Panda