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André Toulon

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  1. I finally had to get an OK license last year because my old one expired.......It was much easier than any state I've ever had one issued in once I passed the eye exam. I hate having that restriction on my Ls because then police always want to know "where are your glasses"......I mean they are always in the car, but I just feel like it's a dick question. I normally pass it without my glasses just so I don't have to be bothered, but I guess I'm past that point where I can get away with that. What are we talking about again?
  2. LOL, really?.......It's literally TGIF's tier. I haven't been since I left MS, so that may have something to do with the crowd, but all I saw were fat people in mobility scooters, and large groups of teenagers....None of which where going anywhere near a prom......Oh, and me and my midget girlfriend at the time
  3. *LIghts torch*.....I'm I too late for the witch hunt?
  4. I like that this post offended you.....Makes me feel like I hit some kind of mark. They make purses big enough for that. Usually fat lonely women going to see sexually driven movies alone carry them. If you don't have one I just assumed you'd stuff the 2 liter in your slit.
  5. To be fair, I'm pretty sure acai bowl is just her way of saying personal pan pizza, wings and 2 liter soda.
  6. Welp, there goes my boner......Forever. This will never work.....These are the 3 people that admittedly live in sub-par hygeinic conditions....I'm out. Though I'm still willing to work on the nab and fuggz phillies steak and cheese sammich.
  7. You're weird.......Ok, I'll call your fuck already, and raise you a you have to record it.
  8. Well she's not broke, so no need to.
  9. Or mentally unstable, or just retarded....No one wants retard eggs
  10. Extentions are just what white people call it because they don't like the word weave......They even call their legit weaves extentions because weave sounds getto. But it's all the exact same horse/synthetic/or other people's hair slapped into your scorched Earth of a cranium. And I just posted you with a sewin, so not sure how the argument is weak when you're lying.
  11. Where does one purchase a denim jacket these days.
  12. Mo weave......I can't find the front view of this....Point is, you a nappy headed ho.
  13. LOL, that not your hair. It doesn't have to be sewn in to be weave.
  14. This was the biggest event one of my childhood homes had seen in it's entire lifetime in 2010......The townsfolk still talk about the day wrasslin came to the auction house. http://wrestlingnewscenter.blogspot.com/2010/01/results-from-january-2nd-xtreme-impact.html
  15. Cant remember what I did with the one where you had the purple weave in....That one might be on my old phone......But this is good enough to make you look like a lying shitstain.
  16. I almost want to buy it just to fuck with him........I'll give you $60
  17. Nah, I still got those pics too......Just let her cling to her delusions
  18. I was kidding. And whenever I went to TN we always took hwy 49.......It's 2 lanes all the way until you get to Jackson except for a short burst by USM in Hattiesburg. And don't get me started on Louisiana I'm from places far countrier than you'll ever hope to see
  19. Probably just dried jizz, but all of those are possibilities.
  20. I've been to Tennessee.......I don't think I saw a single street with more than 2 lanes that wasn't a major highway.
  21. André Toulon

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    Being correct=/=internet toughguy.......And I never said he was failing at life, just as a comedian with a mile long resume.
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    I looked it up....His networth says 6 mil, and I'm sure it's padded since I also see claims of 4 and 5......And those comedians you speak of with 100k networths are nobodies as well......But this is old, you can have Jim Norton....No one else wants him on their TV.
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