André Toulon

I dub thee sir Shitake, Edge of Lords

You don't know what silent means when put into internet terms.

I want you to do that too so people can be like "who the fuck is that old creepy fucker staring at us with no teeth and coke bottles on his face."

*takes challenge* *Wins card* *Buys blow from deep web and instantly becomes victim of identity theft*

If I find an old widow with money I wouldn't have to either......If I'm gonna whore myself off, I'd prefer seeking this out rather than waiting on some dude to offer me money for head.

It's weird that I gave an answer to a question that was asked? Look man, just because you think 10 mil will make you happy and all that requires is you sucking a dude off doesn't mean that everyone else has thrown in the towel and is ready to start giving chin in hopes of hitting the big time.

Ok, we need to all make donations and get fuggz tickets to the next show

See, the reason this concept is bricks in a pillow case to you is because you keep trying to drag sexuality and machismo into it.......None of that is why I don't want a dick in my mouth. I even said I'd rather take one in the ass than the mouth, so your entire "straightest of the straight" argument falls flat. And the want for weird sums of money for no particular reason is just something that poor people do. I don't really have a need for 10 million dollars.....I do ok with what I have, so incorporating dick sucking for some sum of money I have no particular use for seems stupid.

No such thing, that's just men wearing women's clothing

That happens a lot to me if I try to take a nap right after working out

Insomniacs should be given morphine. I have no feelings for people who commit suicide. The romper is still not as gay as skinny jeans.

There is a giraffe digging into my ceiling because he says his wedding ring is up there

Me too.....

Zeni hurt some staff feefees and the SJW populous really believed this perpetual virgin was a threat to women. The real problem for them was that they couldn't ignore Zeni so he got under their skin. Troll success. I'ma go school him on how to circumvent this weak ass IP ban.

Just because you murdered a baby possum we all to you to leave alone doesn't mean there was some act of god in play.

This is a lie. I didn't even need Maury....She claimed I was blocked but sill wound up in my name change and RIP Huggie threads.

Y'all some ol pussy ass niggas.

I do ok without dicks in my mouth so for there to be dicks in my mouth, we'd have to be talking some astronomical amount that I not only could never see me acquiring on my own, but also needed immediately lest I die or my family be killed. I mean if you're comfortable with sucking a dick, I say why put a price on it but for me it's not even really fathomable even in 8 digit land. 9 digit land might get you some chocolate tunnel but even then we're talking like Johnny 6 fingers has my daughter captive and I need 100mil in an hour.

Sources?

She claims she was on one but I looked for it.....It doesn't exist......Tells you what kinda bitch she is.

Thanks man....Don't try to give them Bendy.....Bendy will call them when he needs them.

You are a sly minx, I'll give you that. But nah, there was no way my posting habit could ever fit into those kind of time frames.....I'm always logged in but I'm not really here. It's not that important though. I mean I did wanna see but I'm also gonna make it without seeing it too.

Sarcasm game=open toe house shoe.

Now, now fellows, let's not get crazy here.....No one sucks as much as TiC