André Toulon

This is why I don't sleep more than 3 hours at a time......If I can manage to sleep any longer then I'm dragging ass. 12 hours would have me in the worst kinda mood.

Nah, Mimikyu is a pokemon that real form is so terrifying it kills you.....Like it legit killed meowth for a few minutes but then his soul came back......I guess jew cat Jesus wasn't ready for him.

TL;DR Buddy's 14th thread about his phone hatred. First of all, I don't like being used as white noise......My lady friend calls me just to sit on the phone and sleep. If that's not annoying enough. I'll wake her up to tell her bye because I feel like it's a dick move to just hang up (even though I could just lie and say that i said "Love you, gnite" and she'd be none the wiser), and then she fabricate some weak ass jumping off point just so I'll respond and stay on the phone and she goes right back to sleep. Just go to bed and let me go find some insomniac shit to do. My mother is also hard to get off the phone with, but she's the opposite.....Like she just never runs out of things to say. For a woman who rarely goes anywhere she has the most stories. I usually just put her on speaker and walk off because she doesn't even pause to breathe, much less leave a gap for the other person to respond. If you happen to find that narrow window to say "Oh look, I gotta go" she'll completely ignore you....Just keeps talking or says "wait a minute"........I can be at work, driving, being beaten my midgets and she just insists on telling me about some random person who I don't even know. I fucking hate phones.

I saw that when I was watching a top 10 darkest Pokedex entries video. I wanted to seek out that episode but I instantly forgot.

They are Camp chefs now......Well they were on XY......Not sure what they're doing on Sun/Moon

SMFH.....Ok

LMFAO....WTF IS THIS SHIT

Holy shit, just realized besides my alarm clock that I never use, I don't actually have a radio

Ok, what doesn't then?.....Strictly radio?....Because I can do that, but I have TVs

TV doesn't even scratch the surface of the things I need. I have 6 of them and the only reason one is ever on is because I just like the background noise........If I could find someone to mow my grass 24 hours a day, I could toss all my TVs out.........Assuming I could play games on my 3ds and phone.

CINNIMONEEEEEE

It's literally all you do besides being fat

Bullshit my nig, some of these mothefuckers are that stupid, and maybe me equally so, but that wasn't your intent with this one.

Bitch I ain't blocked....You was just crying about me telling you to kill yourself yesterday. Stop lying. And no, there is no such saying.....I was just implying that all the bugs in your house probably wind up in your mouth at some point......I mean we all know you're a mouth breather so it's likely more than 10 pounds.

Donovan was cheap....That flying sword shit peed me off. He's a cool character otherwise but fuck that sword.

I slept pretty good last night......That means I won't be able to do that again until like Sunday or so.

Demitri is one of my all time favorite fighting game characters ever and his theme is awesome......Along with B.B.Hood and Hsien-ko

Don't you remember that time I was some white dude's sidedish and got mad that he didn't want me so I told his wife. Oh, and that time I was showing off how much a white convict loved me by showing off his letters from prison. And don't forget that time I took my daughter to a booty call from a white dude who apparently has no car but my black ass was willing to pick him up because i was lonely. Oh yeah, and all those times my black ass has claimed to have good hair because of my Caucasian blood that is not evident in any of my features. Oh yeah, and when I was so enamored by white people that I tricked one into making a little mulatto baby because I despised my blackness so much that I said my child needed to be half white to be pretty. Don't you remember me doing all of these things.......I'm a fat white ass kissing piece of shit that is a burden on my elderly mother.

I give you all to one of those dumb niggas I alluded to earlier.

Will this robot also start smoking due to an electrical fire and claim there is no smell until we saw it.

Yeah....I usually just ask them "who are you"

So I have to come back to this post.......Why would you say this if you didn't know and were wrong?

I hate Filthy Frank, so I hate myself for not hating this.

Already got my food and home....I didn't even order a beer......I was falling asleep waiting on my order but now I'm wide awake again. I'm gonna introduce the pot/late dinner combo to my system.....That'll show it.