André Toulon

Is undecided the same as dgaf

None of your neighbors have a yard.

Those weren't your first words

Just acknowledging your Freudian slips

No one needs to know what you tell those little boys

I got crunch n munch and you'll like it

Here's your chance people, I'm going to help you out. You can read as far as this post and just click out of this thread. You don't have to take the bait, you don't have to engage, and you don't have to make yourself dumber by trying to beat logic into him. Now if you're here for the lulz, I'll simply move out of your way, but if you are spineless, gonna cry, and simply lack the self control not to give Bucket EXACTLY what he wants in this thread, you can turn around now. The choice is your's. YOU have the power.

I have no idea what games you and you friends play that require face touching, and unless I'm fucking you, I don't need you popping my pimples either. I mean I just woke up, and pawed my sack.....Can I touch your face?

WTF is wrong with you, no one should ever touch anyone's face unless they are a couple or an Asian applying a mask. Now the chick in question is retarded because that's not a black thing, it's a common sense thing.

Oh ok, I see.

Dude, I used to love s-CRY-ed.......It was why I even bothered with AS during the week. It was like Shinchan, scryed, paranoia agent, Case Closed, then inuyasha.......It made being broke and stealing cable tolerable.

I....Guess I get your point, but even the pic you posted isn't exactly happy or funny......Though you definitely don't expect it to go where it went.

See you soon, Pacman

Nope, because no one cares

But do you know the whole dark story? https://imgur.com/gallery/mGoo9

Yeah, because B$B coming back was such a great success. So are they just going to write Luanne outta the show? Not that it'll be hard with the new family, and maybe they move to be closer to.....I dunno, some other redneck shit, but Luanne was like the only distraction from the other otherwise horrible female leads on that show.

Nope, Fuck National Lampoon's.....Now i wanna (and gonna) watch s-CRY-ed

Now I wanna watch National Lampoon's European Vacation

I think there is a lot to say for the placement of DF. Remove reports from DF, and remove DF from the top listing.........If you put it all the way at the bottom, only those of us who like farts will bother to go there.....With it right under Rants (or since it's a subfolder, I guess under FFA) that makes it too appealing for people to walk out of FFA and come to DF, even though the disclaimers are there. If a denizen of DF comes, and messes up one of FFA's hundreds of "no, you" threads, just do what you did to this thread, chop it off and DF it to spare the feefees.

That's cowpie, the people that most commonly get trolled are Zeni Bucket Viper Fuggz Packard Ginguy MD Ben and maybe a few others and they are ALL trolls themselves.........Just pecause the alleged "normal" people have an opinion about it doesn't mean they are being trolled too, even though it hurts their feewings that those threads where people are bickering are the most active.

Only quiet ones on the elevator

Yeah, so after reading again, Bucket made like 3 rather iffy posts.....The one with the gun, which was automatically interpreted that he meant looters=blacks.......And that's his fault, he's done that way to much so any excuses fall flat. The next was the NWO post, which I'm not sure why that triggered people because the NWO, as I understand it, don't even want pleab whites or any race.....The want the Elite......That includes the elite of every race. I don't buy into all that illuminati/NWO shit, but isn't that....Know what, nevermind....before I comment further on that, I'll just google it. The third was when he went full bucket and posted black people looting while excluding any white people looting......Which is horse shit because as someone who went through this shit several years, and the most notably being Katrina, white folks steal the fuck out of shit. They just do more retarded shit like steal horses and shit that have escaped, and try to break into gas pumps and ATMs. The rest of that thread's fire was stoked by the incessant bullshit from people entitled enough to cry for a ban, but too dumb to just leave the thread. Other than that, every post he made was about the storm.......Most of the actual bickering had nothing to do with him.....It was Rogue, Penguin, Mochi, Still Me, and Poof.

Oh, we're still talking about the Bucket thread, huh....If I remember correctly, Bucket just said somthing like "got something for the looters" and people made fun of him being fat and shooting himself out of depression or something......Then Mochi comes in on some threatening to shoot people shit and blaming mods for not banning him........Honestly, Rogue snowballed that shit by sounding like a trigger happy nutcase while he was arguing with penguin, and he came back and cleaned his post up after he sobered up. I'm fully convinced Bucket is a racist PoS since Nab showed me where he's said awful things off the board and even explained why he doesn't post shit like that on his wall, but I don't recall Bucket ever saying he was itching to pull the trigger.....I may have missed it because I start skimming when the dead dad jokes start, but honestly, the disdain bucket gravitates to himself is based on him being a patently racist clown, tap dancing for entertainment for years on end, and anything he posts will be interpreted that way, no matter the intent because he's worked really hard (well harder at it than anything else) to be a little racist cherub, and that's his fault. I'll have to go read more thoroughly, but iirc, Mochi and Rogue kinda fucked that thread up.

She works at Universal Studios

DF shouldn't be moderated because that's where all the shit ends up anyway. Most of the people who post there do it for love of the steaming piles of shit. I almost think the EASIEST thing would be to remove the report feature from DF and if you came in there to cry, just know you're in the wrong place.....Take that weak shit somewhere else.