André Toulon

I always thought your name was a reference to Cau Cau....Which is still cow, but I don't think many people are as Louisiana as me.

Those don't work....At least not for me....I started one for my flag team months ag.....Sent it to all my friends and family, lol......Not a single cent. Parents are gonna have to come out they ass if we win the super bowl tomorrow.......Ain't no way I'm fronting 7 kids to Nawlens. https://www.gofundme.com/ArdmoreFalcons

Nah, I'm good.....I may miss the extra bread but my situation has changed as far as child care so I don't mind chilling at home at night. It was just 2 nights so no biggie.

My god, do people still carry 6 shooters and lope where you live.

It was funny because they asked me to come up there at like 6 and I was like what for......I mean, I've been sleeping, eating, drinking, just partying in general up there for years. I mean I really didn't need it, but I liked the extra 3-400 every 2 weeks. They brought me in and said "We told you several times not to bring your kids to work, and now we are sick of it.....We have to let you go". I just lol'd......Like it not the sleeping, or eating all of your food....It's because my kids came withme?........Like y'all really feel like you were doing me a favor by keeping me.....I'm an insomiac....I'm Tyler Durden......I won't miss this. Honestly, I might though....WTF am I going to do with myself on Thursdays and Fridays besides get shitfaced. This could turn out bad.

YAY,,,,I'm not good in these situations, so I didn't reply

You changed your avatar......This isn't awesome.

Just to be clear, I don't do heroin or any real drugs anymore.....I tried it back in the day, but it wasn't coke so I didn't care for it. Nothing sexier than hanging out with chicks that are sweating, chewing their face, and digging in their nose.

Just get some methadone from your local clinic.....It's free

IKR, I only have a year left before I lose my money

Don't worry....There was no user ratings because there were no sales.

I was looking for user ratings on your merch....Could you link me to those?

Lao Zi, making your authentic Oriental keepsakes right here in 'Merica

You are going to get hit.....In order to fight, you have to learn to defend, or you will get mop and glowed.

Well.....I'll give you this. That guy certainly is lousy.....It's the first time one of your puns made sense.

OMG

OK, I think we are peering too far into the abyss

Oh the fucking irony

OMG this page >

LMFAO, Lao Zi

I appreciate your effort, but the only thing that there are more of than titties on the internet is cats.

I don't know or care what that is.

Fed the kids, time for a nap

If this is found in an indoors, public area....Then good.