André Toulon

Is this another reference I'm going to fumble

Being married to Jay Z is part of my brand, despite the fact way more people know me than him.

Yeah, that's what I thought. He's such a lying sack of 💩.

What is an employee cam gonna catch that ye hundreds of other cameras, including the one that's in you face at the self CO gonna catch. Just seems like added stress to being a regular employee. Are they gonna make those yellow vests mfers who just stand around wear one....they aren't ever really doing shit but standing in the way and never can help you due to somehow being busy

It'll be papas pizza....NOT PAPA JOHN'S. Papas let's me have 2 large, no limit on toppings for 26 bucks....it used to be 20, then it was 22, but whatcha gonna do🤷🏿‍♂️ I don't really eat pizza but I'm taking the bullet today

Leftover chezberger

..... Later, dude.

Fuck it, I got a little time...so if it loaded correctly....why the edit. Make it good or I'm not playing anymore.

Yeah....wasted money. I'll concede you were on the money with this one ....I figured they would groom Penix and Cousins could do the heavy lifting, but he's not getting the job done and that bag is just gone now.

Lol, did he go hide another one of his failures

Blame UWP, she's the one blurted that shit out

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Bro, Tuesdays aren't Merry...Tuesdays are taco. Unless Christmas falls on a Tuesday....In Which case, Taco Christmas.

Now if we can get nameraka to do the same

I didn't know Bette Milder was still alive....not that I thought she was dead either...just, wtf has she been doing. Last time I saw her was on Seinfeld

But where does that leave Beyonce....will she still get to perform, will Cowboy Carter still go down in the Country hall of fame....will Blue Ivy still be allowed to stink up stages because of her name. Asking the important questions here.

Why the bear gotta be a freak tho

Chezberger

Oh fuck no..I was literally kidding. Do not send that thing to my house

I mean, it's pretty apt that we are gleefully unaware what a joke we are.

I checked ASMB constantly hoping the boards came back, and I never saw any 404, or redirect to this place. With that said, the real SK probably isn't creative enough to come up with that kind of story...I'm with you now. Edit: I remember a comic being there, but not an actual 404, but I could be misremembering the specifics...without alcohol, I no longer trust my memory...as odd as that sounds

I'm not even happy. But I'll take it.

Istfg🤬

Curb your enthusiasm...no one gives AF about Jay

Well.....Falcons have proven they can shit the softest bed