André Toulon

El tap. Kids haven't been here all week, but pull up when I'm bout to go get food

Core memory unlocked....when I was a kid we moved from Cali to the South. I remember while taking a bath I told my mom I still feel soapy, how come i cant get all the soap off. She said "California has hard water, and its soft water down here so it still feels like the soap is on your skin"...being a kid, you just have to take shit at face value, even when it makes no sense. So here I am, 5am, toasted like a Quiznos sub and I'm like....wtf is hard/soft water....what did that even mean. Bout to google it and there better be results or I'm calling my mom and demanding answers.

Ok, just doing this because of the sad reacts....i dont actually have lung cancer, as far as i know...i was just being dramatic. But now I'm high and wanna make sure I didnt somehow sound serious

They'll be doing this shit tomorrow here. Its annoying af

Woke up with my chest hurting...every breath i took was painful. I slept alllllllll day, pretty bummed that i now obviously have lung cancer. Now its CoD outside so i finally got up and my chest is fine....So did i learn anything....nah. Bout to load a bowl and play vidja games. Got some frozen burnt ends and meatballs

Burnt ends

Barilla bowl

Ok, so I started getting posts and reel from NY post after it was mentioned here...I do interact with a bit of their content because its like they stay trolling. But I'm kinda like....Isnt this supposed to be a "reputable" news source....this article made me realize, they almost never actually have news...This is Enquirer level bullshit. Kinda mad because I hate her comedy and voice ...But I had a lightweight crush on Kathy...I like weird chicks.

Sketti

Had noodle and a pork chop

The only right answer is Yharnam

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I'm full, it's raining, and im burnt up....my old man nap is about to be glorious

Where tf you been

Ninja Gaiden 3

Seriously, its too early for this shit, dude.

Just woke up...i slept most of the day away. My son was about to make grits and eggs at 2am , so we just went to taco bell

Panda E

I think that's just Wendy's criteria for employment...i just stopped going...i only wanted chili and a baked potato and they didnt have either so fuck em

Taco Bell....i haven't been there in at least 2 years. I went when the fort brought back the Mexican pizza then it disappeared again. I got taco casa so it was pretty much f taco bell, but i see they have mexican pizzas again so got one. Couple of other things too

Mine is nowhere near that bad and they still finna get the boot. Prices go up, service gets shittier...