André Toulon

Lol, I go in casa and the Latina lady is there. She goes "MR. GARY", I 🤦🏿‍♂️ then 🤣 and say it's Derrick. She says, I'm so sorry....I was like nah, it's cool but I figured I should say something since you know me on sight. Anyway....Superfuckinburritos

Is that what's going on....I thought it was stroke induced masturbation But since I wanted to see if this pos replacement phone could take screenshots Omfg, and they take an hour to upload. I'll rather just not have a phone...wtf is this

Magi karp karp karp

......aaaaaaand of course my phone isn't in stock so they have to order it and now I'm stuck with this stuttering, sack gobbling piece of dog dick replacement phone until it comes in. "We might get a ups today, we'll call you" No you won't

Well, I was talking about what would be his obvious rhetoric towards Harris, but yeah...that too

As much as I try to tolerate the kid, there is no way he would have made this situation into something worth reading.

Just woke up, opened this and now I don't remember... Oh the pot pie peach pie thing again. So fast, much uninspired, very no dishes.

Insult to injury

I read the LA Times article on this. And lol. I means, it's obvious who they would've endorsed if the billionaire owner didn't come in swinging his dick around. Seems last time he did something like this, some of his staff walked.

I didn't know the Cheney endorsement was still topic for discussion....want that like in August that this was news. Is it the only thing left to cling to....no one cared weeks ago...no one cares now.

Oh....ok. I know I overuse punctuation but sometimes is necessary.

Oh I haven't seen the cute little jumping spiders since MS. Yeah, everything here is huge, has tattoos, and giant eyes

"This visit provides a unique opportunity to shine a light on the positive impact of small businesses here in Feasterville" IT'S FUCKING MCDONALD'S 🤦🏿‍♂️

I kill them on sight

Teehee Also gonna serve some fries https://www.wtrf.com/pittsburgh/trump-expected-to-attend-pittsburgh-steelers-game-serve-fries-at-mcdonalds/

Pot pie and peach pie

I feel like one day, one of these will be legit

Chicky BMac

Pls, someone do it.

Maybe 150.

Have you tried food resource centers in your area. You can spam those each month and the one sponsored by our VA here even has pet food and select meds. People always donate food to the VA and they would redistribute it to low income people. I used to volunteer there and they get good shit, but give it away because they have food. Also, many of these places will help you out financially if you have proof of income....or lack thereof. I don't want to ask what state you're in but if you have a drop of native blood in you, you can get financial assistance as well. While I'm just spit balling shit they have here, I'm willing wager a Google can lead you in the right direction. It takes a bit of proactivity, and can almost feel like a job but it can help prop you up if you have a monthly guarantee for food and basic necessities. Oh, and your local free clinic may also have resources for the pup. If you're already doing these things, just disregard the post but there are places to turn to even if you already get government aid, so you're not exactly shackled by what they think you deserve...

Nazi symbolism isn't promoting terrorism or violent extremism, huh. If I were the guy I was 10.....5......2...…last we.... I'ma go make a black panther party account.

Have you seen any from Mz. Stein? I'm actually asking... because as I said recently, I've only just started seeing Kamala a week or so ago

My name is not Gary. I refuse to believe it sounds like this when I say my name. Usually it's a Latina lady at the register, so I just go on about my day, but this was just a white lady and fuck it, I guess I'm goddamn Gary here