André Toulon

Jim Traber needs to retire from sports radio. He get sucked into Internet bullshit, broadcasts it like its fact, then can't admit he got trolled. He got on the radio and said "did you hear LeBron is retiring after the season". The cohost is like "wut, I've literally not heard that anywhere" So Trabe is like "its on bronny's X, I'll pull it up"....The cohost sat there, waited for him to old man search his bogus topic, then told him its a fake account. Did Trabe bow out gracefully.....Of course not, he then goes on a dementia fueled rant about April's fools. Like dude, it wasn't even an April fool's joke...its just a fake account posting fake news and you're the moron following it. Just retire, bro....The technology is broken 🤦🏿‍♂️

One of my faves This philly from a bar...a weed bar....it was damn good

Happy Birthday Gma

Nah, its legit...Joel Olsteen played Kirk Cousins in the ATL Falcons docuseries and also the last 4 away games of the regular season because Kirk was on house arrest.

*unnecessary buddy rambling* I dont answer shit. Work correspondence is through our portal...a few coworkers have my number but i dont answer. My mom calls just "to hear my voice" which annoys the shit out of me. I love my mama, and i get shes old and probably lonely sometimes, but I cant get her to grasp the idea that i dont wanna talk because we barely talked when I was young. I would try to get her attention and she would shoo me away and tell me to come back during commercials....So I dont see why 40 years later we need to sit on the phone going "yup...mhmm" for 20 minutes. I know I'll regret it when i can no longer hear her voice but calling me to sit on the phone for small talk is annoying. The worst shit is messenger....I dont get why people think just because we're friends on FB that they have the luxury of calling me to chat just because I'm online...i ignore that shit, and don't even text back.... don't do that, don't fucking call me on msngr...wtf is wrong with you.

McDonald's 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

Subway

I like the part where he pretends its not him that was watching it.

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Just got active...having pizza delivered. Then yay, back to bed. Maybe ...might game a bit

I never read it either....I took several Lit classes and it never came up. Well, topically it did but not as an assignment

Fat Cat was a peak Disney villain that gets overshadowed by trash like Gaston. Gaston was just awful...I didnt hate him because he was evil, I hated him because he was a Chad

It's because we lived the era. My son says SNES... I've even heard him pronounce "snes"...I can't recall him ever referencing the NES, but I'm pretty sure he wont say Nintendo

Apple sauce, a banana, and now an ice cream sammich. Dont wanna cook, dont wanna put on pants and i dont trust door dash

I know it's BS because he didnt start with a thread titled "I am think about not type wring" Im cool with typos, I dont even proofread my shit 100% of the time, but nothing irks me more than.... Nevermind, I'm just gonna get myself reported again...I really wish I could let this go...its like cigarettes, that one vice that i just need to quit cold turkey but that PM he sent me on ASMB still mocks me. I beat cigs, cant beat this dude tho

Im still trying to figure out if P read it or not. At first he says he couldn't finish a chapter, then in the same post says he read it in high School and college. I always just chalk it up to being high but this time I'm legit confused🤷🏿‍♂️

Meatloaf and mac n cheese.

After checking 3 times, i think i still managed to fuck it up , but regardless

Rootbeer is the only drinkable soda

Brisket biiiiooch

Yes.....YES. WHY DO THEY EXIST🤬