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André Toulon

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  1. Hasn't even been a year yet.....Don't let her make you as stupid and dishonest as she is. https://unevenedge.com/topic/10473-its-buy-your-daughter-a-turtle-day/
  2. LOLmochi.....What would a virgin know about sexual things
  3. No, it's what's on your social security card. I'm pretty sure that doesn't say "ugh, this bitch"
  4. God....Not that I'm religious, but his followers are some shitty ass people.
  5. I have 2.....Everyone knows about them. Buddy Roe and Derrick
  6. Don't misunderstand our relationship.....I've never intentionally came after you, but I can't resist a good trigger.....That said, we aren't mending any fences here.....You're just not on my radar to troll and I felt bad that you thought I was trolling you so I wanted to offer an olive branch.
  7. Lets be clear, She hasn't blocked shit https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009194125943 ....She has me blocked on one of her many accounts because I blocked and unblocked her and FB won't let you reblock a person for 48 hours after unbloking them, she she blocked me in a petty attempt and looking like she did it first
  8. You haven't had that turtle 2 years....2 Years ago you were killing baby possums and betta fish.
  9. André Toulon

    Sigh.

    I'm eating strawberry preserves with a plastic fork out of the jar
  10. The turtle has been dead for months. I find it odd that this child prodigy that jettisoned herself from your pustule ridden crevice hasn't learned how to spell "zipper" in 8 years.
  11. I will sew your nuts to a blanket and give the blanket to a playful pitbull
  12. She can't, there is some combination of a jealous, hater, female, crackhead putting nails in her tires.....But we'll soon solve this. She brought a camera to catch this vile being...........I mean that was like a year ago, but I'm sure her due diligence will ensure her finances were not wasted due to a mental misfire.
  13. Oh my.....You have much to learn. Where would you like to start.
  14. They're attached to this though
  15. And today we learn that overgrown manchildren have standards.
  16. ITT, fat cat lady tells us what she does to cope with the loneliness
  17. Stupidest float ever
  18. yeah, you......Live in your filth
  19. Having a safety net for adult responsibility must be nice. But I don't have to call off....I get paid even if I don't show up
  20. And Jim Norton. And Rob Schneider. Probably Dane Cook as well You like awful things.
  21. I'm high af.....I'm not gonna ask if that counts because my dopeness won't a allow no for an answer
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