André Toulon

If you see any turkey pot pies in the fridge, drop that shit off here

Getting drunk....Nothing special. And if you're cool with my mom, delete my number out of her phone....She'll never remember my # to call me

LOL, Disco posted.....She is one of the few people from here that I associate with her real name rather than her SN.....I had to remember who she was......Disco>all of you

I left that out like the part where the woman lies about birth control to trick her partner into getting her pregnant and being salty for almost a decade that he's and absentee parent.

Currently regretting the caffeine binge......I don't feel "bad" but I seriously feel like I'll never sleep again......I know that's not true, but that's how it feels. Ever see the coffee episode of Futurama? Yeah, that. My girl just asked me why I'm talking so fast.

Teenage rich girl likes retarded badboy....They have sex and she has sex with a bunch of other guys but calls it rape......Retarded badboy comes back and they have sex sans commitment.

Technology shitty

Treat yo'self

I was really hoping Pacman came back to this one

Remember when she couldn't make 2 monitors work.....There's your answer.

She hasn't quite nailed down context and sentence structure....Which is why this will be terrible/never happen

Notice the stories are about emails and him "trying" to come see her....He never did, it's just fun taunting an idiot for years.

So I wound up going to get a 12 pack of beer at 1 am because I could not sleep at all after pounding 4 of those starbucks things......I didn't go to bed until 630 after the 12 and several bowls and I'm and still wired.

Still living in the never skinny past and following up with retarded insults. You are a simpleton.

Close to an hour for me.....I'll recharge later....Right now, I need to wax these wood floors.....I noticed last night with the glow from the TV, these things are scuffed up. Still like it better than carpet

This thread is about Sponge's story....OP said she was going away.

Well, if it's any consolation, your's is number 1 with me because I not reading any of the rest of that shit

This time leave for real and don't log in every couple of days to see if anyone was talking about you....Because they aren't

Why can't you just be embarrassed when you've said something stupid like a normal person instead of just getting stupider trying to hide it. Your attempt to save face is the same thing as you calling a human a quadruped, being wrong, then trying to fix it by saying "well, they ARE animals"

Holy shit, that was like riding Montezuma's Revenge 8 times in a row

Ah, so you are retarded for attention.....Thanks for clearing that up.

LMAO.....I hate mankind

LOL....I literally did not need you to come back and tell me that.

I actually laughed when I read that.....And as we speak, he is frantically trying to remember the crazed anecdote from the 1940s that proves this idiotic statement.