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André Toulon

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  1. Nah, talking to you...Pussy.
  2. Fuck you in your pussy ass mouth.....Viper
  3. That weird because every time I did acid, I found myself staring at lights or running water for hours.....Processing comeplete thoughts were nearly impossible. I got naked on a beach at about 2am, romped and flipped for what seemed like an eternity (though it was probably 20 minutes at most) and when we decided to leave, I wand to take some sand home because it felt awesome but couldn't figure out how to carry the sand AND my clothes.
  4. To kill a Focking Birdbrain
  5. Apparently they did, and ain't shit you can do about it.
  6. Every time you lie, you get fatter
  7. Good, delete this shit, hide it...Whatever....Punish us madamme Fuggz. Show us you mean business
  8. I didn't even bother.....This is the abyss and I have one chance to secape
  9. And asleep.....This means something may be wrong and they took responsibility. That responsibility being "Don't call her dumb ass mama" And why are you sending a note, pussy....Why not show up and show your ass so they can cart you off the premises and ban you.
  10. The school has most likely had to deal with your special brand of social skills and blatant neglect and decided to call someone responsible to see about a possibly sick child.
  11. Give her time, we've all had this conversation with her before
  12. LOL, still trying to convince others you're winning.
  13. This will be as successful as your writing career, your several college stints, your self sufficiency, your weight loss, your hot tub, etc.
  14. Sonic, Knuckles had very few redeeming qualities
  15. I swear to fucking god, I will end you Packard...... Oh....Shit, Sponges....My bad.
  16. Have you ever talked to you. You have the social skills of a skunk on fire.
  17. I know this is how it works in your brain, but any person that lives on Earth sees this as his chance to finally be a dick to this annoying bitch
  18. This is the worst story ever told. Ever think that because he was alone, instead of being cordial he took the opportunity to treat you how he felt you deserved to be treated. In a sexual harassment situation, we would have taken this chance to put the moves on you but instead he was a dismissive dick. That's not a sign he was trying to get you to fuck.
  19. ITT, mothet is proud her fat, dip swilling, 8 year old daughter knows how not to be kidnapped like most 4 year olds
  20. I'm trying to figure out if I should get the girl something. We are just FWB so I don't wanna make it weird by showing up with candy and shit. I'll probably just buy some good weed and cook dinner.
  21. I got cupons....Any footlong for $5.99. Do they still have Pastrami?
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