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André Toulon

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  1. I will sew your nuts to a blanket and give the blanket to a playful pitbull
  2. She can't, there is some combination of a jealous, hater, female, crackhead putting nails in her tires.....But we'll soon solve this. She brought a camera to catch this vile being...........I mean that was like a year ago, but I'm sure her due diligence will ensure her finances were not wasted due to a mental misfire.
  3. Oh my.....You have much to learn. Where would you like to start.
  4. They're attached to this though
  5. And today we learn that overgrown manchildren have standards.
  6. ITT, fat cat lady tells us what she does to cope with the loneliness
  7. Stupidest float ever
  8. yeah, you......Live in your filth
  9. Having a safety net for adult responsibility must be nice. But I don't have to call off....I get paid even if I don't show up
  10. And Jim Norton. And Rob Schneider. Probably Dane Cook as well You like awful things.
  11. I'm high af.....I'm not gonna ask if that counts because my dopeness won't a allow no for an answer
  12. I've always been a troll....From the moment I got internet, trolling just felt right....Bet, MTV, VH1....Just whatever, I'm here to shit on your taste in shows and your opinions......I honestly came to [AS].com just to play the Rock, Paper, Scissors deathmatch game when I saw it advertised after ATHF (I remember this vividly).......I came to the site just to play games....Had no intent on ever joining the forum. Then Tim and Eric became a thing.....I hated them so much that I joined just to complain about that shitty ass show....Long story short, I started liking people here.....Even the T&E fans, despite my disdain for their show. It just felt like home......Then I discovered Babbling....The rest is history.
  13. I'm hoping to get at least 6 great hours tonight....I'm exhausted
  14. You honestly lack a brain. Happiness isn't equated this way You have no barometer for human empathy.
  15. I'm giving these damned things away.....See, I don't drink caffeine because it's never had an effect on me....At least not one I noticed, but after this.....I have no idea how people enjoy this.........I was sluggish getting up after being up for what seemed like 2 days this morning so I drank one and I've been on edge all day and I'm not sleepy at all......I like sleep....Why would I drink something that stops sleep. Fuck these things.
  16. I ordered pizza because I really don't wanna go outside
  17. Anyone else thinks fuggz'll be banned before midnight?
  18. I'm not you.....And for the record, Sorce lives at home as well, but I don't make it a point to bring it up because she doesn't make it her life's work to pretend she's better than everyone else.
  19. I think the same thing when I meet 40 year old bitches that live with their mothers.
  20. In your case, they're victims.
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