André Toulon

The turtle has been dead for months. I find it odd that this child prodigy that jettisoned herself from your pustule ridden crevice hasn't learned how to spell "zipper" in 8 years.

I will sew your nuts to a blanket and give the blanket to a playful pitbull

Trying hard to recover from the f****t memory

She can't, there is some combination of a jealous, hater, female, crackhead putting nails in her tires.....But we'll soon solve this. She brought a camera to catch this vile being...........I mean that was like a year ago, but I'm sure her due diligence will ensure her finances were not wasted due to a mental misfire.

Oh my.....You have much to learn. Where would you like to start.

They're attached to this though

And today we learn that overgrown manchildren have standards.

ITT, fat cat lady tells us what she does to cope with the loneliness

Stupidest float ever

yeah, you......Live in your filth

Having a safety net for adult responsibility must be nice. But I don't have to call off....I get paid even if I don't show up

And Jim Norton. And Rob Schneider. Probably Dane Cook as well You like awful things.

the score is Fuggz-69382 Fuggz-0

I'm high af.....I'm not gonna ask if that counts because my dopeness won't a allow no for an answer

I've always been a troll....From the moment I got internet, trolling just felt right....Bet, MTV, VH1....Just whatever, I'm here to shit on your taste in shows and your opinions......I honestly came to [AS].com just to play the Rock, Paper, Scissors deathmatch game when I saw it advertised after ATHF (I remember this vividly).......I came to the site just to play games....Had no intent on ever joining the forum. Then Tim and Eric became a thing.....I hated them so much that I joined just to complain about that shitty ass show....Long story short, I started liking people here.....Even the T&E fans, despite my disdain for their show. It just felt like home......Then I discovered Babbling....The rest is history.

I'm hoping to get at least 6 great hours tonight....I'm exhausted

You honestly lack a brain. Happiness isn't equated this way You have no barometer for human empathy.

I'm giving these damned things away.....See, I don't drink caffeine because it's never had an effect on me....At least not one I noticed, but after this.....I have no idea how people enjoy this.........I was sluggish getting up after being up for what seemed like 2 days this morning so I drank one and I've been on edge all day and I'm not sleepy at all......I like sleep....Why would I drink something that stops sleep. Fuck these things.

I ordered pizza because I really don't wanna go outside

JACKPOT!

Anyone else thinks fuggz'll be banned before midnight?

I'm not you.....And for the record, Sorce lives at home as well, but I don't make it a point to bring it up because she doesn't make it her life's work to pretend she's better than everyone else.

I think the same thing when I meet 40 year old bitches that live with their mothers.