André Toulon

I do that all the time because after bagging, loading, transporting, and unloading your own groceries, that trip back for a quarter just seems like a huge fuck it. Even if the person is way across the parking lot, I just yell "NEED A CART" and they'll come get it.

You missed his first attempt at making a steak....Completely indistinguishable from anything edible.

I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue.

a lot of legs

Ah see....I used to wonder about your posts. You just don't know anything and your ability to assess a situation for what it actually is complete shit. It's none of those things unless you think getting your quarter back after you shop is a purchase and you consider 2 dozen eggs, bulk.

It's a shitty, made up construct.

Brock, no....Patrick Warburton, yes

Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change.

Like Hot links and pickle hot sausages from the corner store

I would burn though this tiny troll doll guido like reggie weed in 1993

I prefer hot sausage, but I'm a shaft man.

Eye of the beholder, man....I mean I've never say her as attractive, but I can see where someone could be attracted to her.....Especially in the beta male world we exist in. I find Kathy Griffin fuckable.....Not hot by any means, but If I could sew her lips shut, she could get it. I have a weird chubby for Ellen.....Like I feel her wonkydonk personality quite alluring despite her sexual preference. I find Snooky cute....So yeah, there's that.

Surely you jest?

No....I got some from Braums. Not bad but only a 7 minute round trip

I'm not worried about porn....Delete all the info that associates me with this place

I dunno man....International girls will find you exotic and there's no telling how quickly you'll get manhandled because they won't fully understand your failure to engage isn't just a language barrier.

My son had a bit of game....He got up and got fly on Valentines day in hopes of giving this girl a gift before some other boy beat him to it....Had me drop him off early just so he could win....But he's eight. I wonder if this will carry over in to puberty because my son is also an avid Pokemon and Dragon Ball fan....So I figure this can go either way.

You're not perpetually failing at talking to the opposite sex, so this really had nothing to do with you.

I think a lot of them actually joined ASMB when they were like 12, so they never had that sweet spot in their lives where they actually wanted to get their junk slapped around

You must write for Family Guy

It's not my go to, but Chex ain't bad.....Kix.....That's a terrible cereal.

Almost an hour round trip, but in the words of Patton Oswalt. 'the bud I got left it's parents back on Krypton' and I want to feed it something incredibly decadent.

Like flu/cold sick or out of weed sick?

It's better than spam imo, but I friggin adore sardines.....Smoked and in oil