André Toulon

I'm lactose intolerant, but there is simply no substitute for whole milk....2% is the devil's work and to get your milk from something that doesn't even have titties is moronic....Almonds don't produce milk....Stop saying they do.....Soy milk....seriously, it tastes how tor jam smells. Go real or don't go at all.

How completely fucked is your body that you need to have shirts altered....This isn't me being jocular.....I've had 1 shirt altered all my life and it was for a wedding.....I've never heard of anyone altering everyday button downs. Are you the perfect troll?

I fucking love drugs

Looking like you're 50 when you're 30 can be depressing.

Is that some manga canon stuff...Because as I remember

They can have children, apparently....So yeah....Android poop all over the place. And contextually from this pic, you know who pooped.

This is terrible and we are all judging you

Lemme get high first and I'll see if this is a possibility

I considered this as well, but if I go the wrap route, I want caesar dressing....Not taco flavors.

ITT, I realized I can hide signatures.

Grilled chicken wraps or tacos

FATATTENTIONSEEKINGBITCHESUNITE

100% of viper's posts.

Exciting.

I do like that LB has to tell you to calm your tits in real life.

Is this a reference?.....I'm not sure what's going on. But I can't watch anything now.....I'm hold up in my cubby hole because there are too many children in my house and I'm about to initiate Battle Royale to weed out the weaklings.

Treat yoself

I watch cartoons....This doesn't sound like a cartoon and if it is, not a very good one

Jesus Christ this thread

I steal my jokes from Abridged series too.....I just usually credit them

Oh....So this is why Fuggpackard still gets to post?

WUT!

wut

Well, you are certainly obliged to, but if you are the first reply, then it's all downhill after that.

Now, if I may answer your question without having to toss you guard dog a bone, Simple.....No replies. Don't get the ball rolling because once it does, it's a lost cause and then I'm going to come shit in it.