André Toulon

Well, you were stupid enough to post the several critters that reside with you, so for one to assume one crawls into your pork destroyer at night isn't a far cry.

Are you asking to be able to DF shit yourself? I hope so because I'll propose a more comprehensible idea that we bring back downvoting for OPs and if your OP sucks and gets 18 DVs, it gets DF'd

Find me some hogs head cheese....and not souse....People keep trying to sell me souse

She does....She's chases them with bed bugs and slugs

What does your child being sick have to do with you and this message board......You don't suddenly become Madison just because you like to live vicariously through her. And according to you, ain't nothing wrong with her and the school nurse is a bitch for assuming it was.

It definitely isn't true, but it's hardly humorous....Mostly sad

Yeah, being able to pay that Target bill is totally more important that finding out why your daughter is turning into Elmo.

Jesus Christ, I was kidding.....You are too unconcerned to take you daughter to the doctor.....And before you give the Dr. Fuggz diagnosis of "she's not sick", just keep in mind that she won't be suffering long...I'm sure the school and CPS are already in contact.

I can see it but I would be just fine if I couldn't

I had it for a while, and it would seem such a solid service pack wouldn't come with constant blackouts, crashes and buffering issues. When I had the trial, it streamed like a boss....The second I paid for it, it started shitting the bed persistently. I dumped it after the 3rd month, but good luck.....This was 2016.....All of this may no longer be an issue.

Did Michael J Fox cut that hole for you?

Still not as retarded as OP who was "plaing" something.

Ghostwritten by

Do the responsible thing and take her to your aunt......This is out of your league.....Actually all aspects of parenting are

This dumb motherfucker right here......

My kids aren't things, but they do love me back. I completely understand the amount of financial responsibility needed for a gesture that can go to shit in a manner of years but....So far so good.

And yet all of our idiots manage to tick on. The world is a cruel place.

No.....

Nah, talking to you...Pussy.

Fuck you in your pussy ass mouth.....Viper

That weird because every time I did acid, I found myself staring at lights or running water for hours.....Processing comeplete thoughts were nearly impossible. I got naked on a beach at about 2am, romped and flipped for what seemed like an eternity (though it was probably 20 minutes at most) and when we decided to leave, I wand to take some sand home because it felt awesome but couldn't figure out how to carry the sand AND my clothes.

To kill a Focking Birdbrain

Apparently they did, and ain't shit you can do about it.

Every time you lie, you get fatter