André Toulon

Nah man, you already farted in the elevator. We're done here. You, your illiteracy and your baseless claims can all eat the same dick

This joke is really old

Oh this is disco's thread. Then first off, I apologize Disco....second, I do believe you can request a "clean up"

Alrighty, time to sink this tub and send it to the share space.

Normal human vanity and inflated ego. Why would it create anything in our image when we're obsolete. Bipedal is automatically a handicap and a murder machine doesn't need human features to be effective.

Darn that CDC and their anti-tobacco rhetoric

No

You're really proud of this one, aren't you.

Maybe shaving cancer off meat has finally gotten to him.

We are #1

This is the most small and pathetic thing any individual can post.

No they won't. You're going to die being this guy. Looking down on the homeless and struggling people of the world because you'll never amount to anything more than a loathsome old fool who can't stand your lot in life.

He just needs to perpetually find someone doing worse than he is to alleviate the constant looming feeling of a life wasted.

Qdoba again.

Bold move. Must improvise...

I've been starving all day so I already got one It really just too much Mac. A regular big Mac is fine ... it didn't really need to be doubled. You double a Sonic burger imo. Might get sonic for dinner....not sure what's in the fridge.

Emancipation letter written in gibberish

I thought MD was saying the attacks were correlated and that what she meant by intentional. She's just saying dude did this on purpose? And she called it? ......weird. Like what else would anyone think

So Earth wasn't accepted into the galactic federation, and this is our appeals letter.

Look, my kids are grown, I don't cook anymore and I'm lazy. Trash is tasty

There is a double big Mac..... Why.... But I guess I'll be having that tonight

Damn... Glad I'm done partying but now I gotta worry about my kids every year.

SB and my Qdoba leftovers

He isn't even allowed to ride bikes ... habitual back peddler