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André Toulon

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  1. Can I store some shit there?
  2. Got ya covered
  3. ............... But....
  4. HEY, I wasn't even here
  5. OMG, Christmas came early this year
  6. The poverty line doesn't know that you're lonely.
  7. 50k is grazing that poverty line and you are well below it.
  8. How do you know I'm not....This is My uncle Boudreaux....My mother's twin brother. People say we look just alike.
  9. Awesome, I got 2 of those at home.
  10. She thinks you stink and it's sad that you have to wait for white people to be done to use a big TV
  11. I guess if the only other responses to my posting were kill yourself and I hope someone molests your child, I'd be happy to receive sarcastic compliments as well.
  12. I'm almost sure you knew that from the meme groups we were in.....That Donald Duck meme got around.
  13. This....THIS is your "gotcha bitch" moment.....The fact that you've managed to keep something alive for a year? While it is indeed an accomplishment, my kid's turtle lived for around 2 weeks in their mother's house with no one feeding it, in OK heat, or changing it's water because no one knew her ass was gone. This one can swim so it's gonna be a tough kill for you. Congratulations.
  14. Well, I guess I have to hold your hand so your insults will at least make sense. There are no holes in my sinuses, they are swollen This isn't a new issue, it's the same isue that had that Indian quack sending breathing machines to my house to treat sleep apnea and him to promote his line of vegan cuisine which I found out he sold before telling him to fuck himself. With my now competent doctor, they are treating my poor sleep breathing at the true source and not for some fictional sleep apnea that I'll bet your fat ass actually has and would know about if you would stop using your Obamacare to try and get Xans.....Now that you've been all caught up, do try to use what little brain power you aren't using at your totally tough job and come at me with some fire next time.
  15. The turtle or her daughter
  16. Your pores are the size of an anus and the surface area resembles the moon.
  17. It's 1998.....No one had cell phones at school dumbass.
  18. Get your shit together, Summer
  19. I feel like this is code for some sort of illegal activity
  20. What is this "sad" you speak of.....I only deal with happy and fuck y'all.
  21. You can't work overtime that you may or may not want if you're dead.
  22. More importantly is how does a guy who claims to be 32 look like he was there when Packard dropped out of Jr. high
  23. I just hate I missed the opportunity to ask if Boo was his girlfriend and then say that visa bullshit was a lie.
  24. If that's the case, she wasn't your girlfriend.....It's cool tho, now you can smash so new chicks.
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